So last Sunday was the Annual Day of the Ninja! And what better way to celebrate than to put on your finest shinobi shozuoku, sharpen your throwing stars and go assassinate some warlords?On second thought, that sounds kind of strenuous. And who wants to get blood all over his best ninja uniform, anyway?
So instead, we invite you to celebrate this arse-kicking holiday with some of the greatest ninja fails on the Internet. Keep reading for a hilarious dose of hi-YA!
If you're going to engage in nunchuck fighting, do yourself a favor and invest in lessons first. And a nut cup.
What this kid lacks in ninjutsu skills, he makes up for with his totally sweet hairdo. Watch his mullet ponytail fly at the 5:04 mark, when he debuts his two-sworded "dragon twister move."
Many say that breaking a stack of bricks with your bare hands requires little more than the power of mind over matter. We would argue that it also requires aim.
In all fairness, that branch didn't deserve to be roundhouse-kicked, anyway. The guy who's holding, on the other hand ...
This is what happens when you watch "The Karate Kid" one too many times. Sweep the leg, kid! Sweep the leg!


























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Tuesday 07 December
By shijierushib
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Thursday 09 December
By KeAahr
There is only one problem with these vids, except for the second one, none of them really classifies as a ninja. Ninja don't exist anyway, and anyone who tells you they are one definately isn't
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Thursday 09 December
By JoeB
LMAO>>>Most of these guys are classified as IDIOTS
Thursday 09 December
By JoeB
LMAO....First guy needs to wear a CUP, Second guy needs a haircut,suspenders and a diet, Third guy needs to practice his AIM.(I'll bet his toilet skills are a disaster too), Fourth guys pals need a cup too(why would you stand facing him without one., Fifth guys street bully got what he deserved and maybe should find a new career.
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Thursday 09 December
By MARK A. JOHNSON
I DIDN'T TAKE THE TIME TO WATCH THE SO-CALLED "NINJA" CLIPS ABOVE, BUT I WILL SAY THIS; NINJA DON'T EXIST? HOW WOULD MOST PEOPLE KNOW ANYWAY, TRUE NINJA DON'T ADVERTISE, THEY WOULDN'T NEED TO, THEIR CIRCLE OF CANTACTS ARE CLOSE KNIT AND A MATTER OF SECRETS. MOST ANYONE WHOM WOULD CLAIM TO BE ONE IS A WISHFUL THINKER, A FOOL, OR NOT IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF THEIR FACULTIES, MOST LIKELY ALL OF THE ABOVE, A REAL NUT JOB. YOU HAVE TO REALIZE YOU CAN'T JUST READ THROUGH MARTIAL ARTS MAGAZINES OR WATCH A FEW MARTIAL ART MOVIES AND AUTOMATICALLY BE A MARTIAL ARTIST. YOU DON'T BECOME ONE THROUGH OSMOSIS, IT TAKES YEARS OF TRAINING, PRACTICE, AND RESEARCH TO BECOME A TRUE MARTIAL ARTIST. ALSO TRUE MARTIAL ARTISTS DON'T BRAG, THEIR MANNER AND ACTIONS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.
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Thursday 09 December
By G2 Services, Ltd
These are the specially trained swine ninjas. They are related to the Budweiser ninja and the Pecan Pie ninjas. They only exist in rural Nebraska. They can't jump. Their reflexes are as fast as a slug. They are only an off
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