We live in dangerous times. Scientists have just discovered that there is such a thing as an arsenic-based life form -- which can't be good for anybody -- and it's now entirely possible that small toy robots are part of a plot to overthrow our civilization. Luckily, the police in Denver are hard at work, preventing the latter from happening. After getting the call that an 8-inch figurine, robotic in appearance, had affixed itself to the base of a downtown footbridge, the Denver bomb squad roped off the area for two hours, before detonating the offending toy.
Traffic and pedestrians were detoured during the ordeal, causing Denver resident Justin Kent to exclaim, "Are you serious? I can't believe it. This is ridiculous."
With all due respect to Mr. Kent, we find the reaction of the Denver Police Department downright heroic. For why wouldn't our wannabe robot overlords use the very toys we foolishly glorify them with as stalking horses in their nefarious plot to enslave us all?


























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Saturday 04 December
By Jane
Really! The police did exactly what they are supposed to do. After 9-11 , shoe bomber, underwear bomber and any number of crazy incidents around the country this could have been a bomb that would have injured innocent people. Better safe than sorry. Well done Denver PD!!!!!!And thank you
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Saturday 04 December
By Bahmeh
Eh, even if that thing was completely filled with the most powerful plastique (plastic explosive) its position and size wouldn't have done any structural damage to the footbridge. If one adds a detonator (which would take up more space inside unless it was external and obvious) it would be even less explosive. The robot is mainly cheap plastic and while there might be some fragmentation hazard it'd been better to go pipebomb-in-a-paperbag if that was the desire by the "bomber."
Would have been much simpler to just have a sharpshooter hit it or even just lob a rock at it if they were that frightened. In all reality it was likely just placed there as a prank by bored kids who thought it would be funny to have a robot glued there to greet people. The glue was likely used to keep the staff from easily removing it. Now they know sticking things to bridges will get their antics tv time, so we might have to expect more junk glued to things..
Sunday 05 December
By VIPER
YOU PEOPLE IN DENVER LOOK, THE POLICE WILL BLOWING UP SHOPPING CARTS OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT. COME ON, EVEN THE STUPIST TERRORIST WOULD NOT MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS. THE ONLY ONE DUMMER THAN A STUPID TERRORIST IS THE COPS...MAYBE THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR DONUT. OR THEIR MADE THEY DIDNT MAKE ENOUGH BRIBE MONEY TO BUT THEIR KIDS TOYS. OH MY...A HORRIBLE THOUGHT...THE COPS ARE BREEDING.
Tuesday 07 December
By Corey
You must have an IQ of 20!
Saturday 04 December
By LST
Take your rip-off scams some place else, MORON, we're tired of scum like you trying to screw people out of what little money they have, go crawl back into a sewer where you belong!
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Saturday 04 December
By Larry
I guess shooting unarmed, mentally challenged civillians or even barking dogs has lost it's zip. Now blowing things up well keep thier interest for a while. Then they can going back to shooting people up again. I don't think they've shot any babies yet, so mothers, guard them carefully.
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Sunday 05 December
By CPT Ric k
HA ha destroying a robot toy sounds funny but it really isn't. Some of you out there may think the police are wasteing their time checking out threats like this but they are not. The police due a hell of a good job protecting our citizens from creeps placeing stupid devices outin the public. Just Thank God we have good hard working and honest police out there protecting us from evil doers. Someday you may be in a situation where you will need help, thank god the police will be there to protect and serve when called on. Merry Christmas to all.
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Saturday 04 December
By Brian Workman
Let get this straight?!?!? The Denver Police Bomb Squad Blows up a robot toy, at the base of the bridge because, they think it may be a bomb, and don't want anybody to get hurt, when it may blow up on it's own??
If you didn't have a detonater of your own?; the Denver Police Bomb Squad will supply you one, by blowing up the toy themselves ?!? Isn't that what the bad guys want your Police to do??! Did the Bomb Squad explosive cause more damage than what would have happened if a Police Sniper had shot the toy to pieces??! Did everybody on the Ploice Force get they're alloted seasonal overtime check for this heroric feat??!! What a farce!!
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Sunday 05 December
By Tom
If the police did not do their job and protect the populace, then the whiners would be sceaming the police did nothing. Better to over react on this and not have anyone hurt than stand by and wait for another 9/11.
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Saturday 04 December
By rick
I would remind all of you that Palestinian terrorists have been putting bombs in children's toys in Israel since the 70's. These bombs are directly aimed at injuring or killing children. Don't think that we're immune.
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Saturday 04 December
By Jedeyenight
Simply LMAO. Can wanyone say - P A R A N O I A ???? Just like all the airport security. Look what it has cost and what has happened? Might as well just make everyone fly naked. Better yet, elimnate air travel all together. The times we now live in ... more LMAO.
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Sunday 05 December
By joepete
what a bunch of tools!! They look for any excuse to play army man and blow something up and use their new tools and training. Do you think they considered the hours of traffic jams and thousands in man hours and dollars wasted?? Doubt it. This reminds me of the cops in suburbia with a low crime rate who bring out the swat team all gung ho over a shoplifter or a stolen bicycle or some other petty crime!! What a joke
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Sunday 05 December
By Steven R. Russell
"If My people, who are called by My name, will humble themselves, and pray, and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from Heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land" (2 Chronicles 7:14).
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Sunday 05 December
By lita
Save it for church, cupcake. Your little spiel has nothing to do with the story. And of course, people of your ilk who drop religious doctrine everywhere will accuse those of us who disagree with you as being Godless. (Fact is, those who truly are Christian don't pull these kind of look at me, look at me stunts.) And, by the way, I am a Christian.
Sunday 05 December
By lita
Of course, if the police had simply done nothing and there had, in fact, been a bomb, and the bomb had gone off, then the same pinheads who are whining here would be outraged that they did nothing. It would seem that you can't win for losing--or maybe I should say for losers.
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Sunday 05 December
By Kagome
I bet the Denver cops feel like they killed Dillinger!I bet the harass all robots and pull them over and beat up! I bet you look in the Denver Cop shop they have a bulletin board with the Top 10 Dangerous Robots in the USA!
Yes The robots of the United States are very Dangerous they plot against us and going to get us all! lol
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Sunday 05 December
By sgentilejr
This is more proof that Osama bin Laden has already won. Osama has us strip searching our grandmothers at airports and blowing children's toys left behind outdoors. So what is next?
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Sunday 05 December
By Al Shumate
Is it Danger, Danger Will Robinson or should it be Danger, Danger Denver Police Department?
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Tuesday 07 December
By jOE
Look, it's the end of the Yr and they have to Justify their Annual Budgets..Spend it or Loose it..
Fire depts have to make Extra Calls to do the same thing
All Gov't Agencies are doing the same thing..
Just watch Blue Blood TV Show and tell me the Cops aren't worth it..Those are True stories, not made up one's..
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Tuesday 07 December
By MOVING TO NEW ZEALAND
No fly lists, extremely invasive searches, tapped phones, vanishing freedom....and now we're blowing up toys????
THE WAR IS OVER, THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.
time to find a new home.
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