"I want a WheeMe!" says the giggling foreign hottie who some creeper filmed in a park.
And so begins our love affair with the DreamBots WheeMe device, which is like a massage chair stuffed into a tiny robotic car that runs all over your body.
In another sense, the gizmo resembles the Rhoomba, except your cat cannot ride it to smack your dog on the head (although that might be possible, now that we think about it).
As with anything related to massage, people tend to sound like they are in the throes of a mind-blowing orgasm when using the WheeMe, which is why the YouTube videos demonstrating it are so sexual. "Oh yeah," says one convert, "oh ... oh yeah."
Before you vote, keep in mind that the company's own description of the device sounds like a porn synopsis: "WheeMe automatically and silently steers itself over your body without falling off or losing its grip. As it moves, WheeMe's four small wheels and the rotor finger gently press and caress, providing a delightful sense of bodily pleasure." Keep reading for video, and let us know what you think.
Is the WheeMe Porn?
Yes -- This perverted little robot was practically boning that model in the lounge chair.
No -- Not enough phallic objects on the WheeMe for my taste.