Having a parrot that can squawk profane insults seems like an awesome idea for obvious reasons. But when you consider the cost (African grey parrots, which are the best at picking up speech, go for anywhere from $400 to $2,000), the amount of bird droppings you would be cleaning and the training involved, it hardly seems worth the effort. Lucky for you, we made this amusement much more accessible by compiling clips of the most winged expletive-squawkers from around the Internet. (NSFW)