Our weekly dispatch from the nation's foremost mustache expert.

Last week I reported on Orlando-area firefighter Brian Sheets winning the American Mustache Institute's "Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year" honor at the most recent 'Stache Bash, a charitable fundraiser that this year was part of Movember.

However, I did not catalog the epic event itself. After all, it is the one time each year when the American Mustache Institute brings together the Mustached American community and the lesser, clean shaven masses to celebrate the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle.

Today, I bring you this account of 'Stache Bash, in video form. You're welcome.




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