Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Only Lindsay Lohan would booze it up in rehab. (The Blemish)

The "Tron Holiday Special" seems far less painful than the Star Wars version. (Funny or Die)

Gene Simmons claims to have photographic evidence of all 5,000 women he's slept with. (TMZ)

The Mila Kunis / Natalie Portman sex scene from "Black Swan" is available for online viewing. (FilmDrunk)

"Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" is one of the best comic book movies of 2010. (Film Critic)

Lady Gaga
was groped by a female fan. (Radar Online)

Megan Fox
is the new face of Georgio Armani Beauty. (PopEater)

Ke$ha is responsible for one of the 11 worst songs of 2010. (UGO)

Skip "It's a Wonderful Life" and check out 50 Christmas movie spoilers in three minutes. (Next Round)

"The Delectables" is one of the five Christmas movies Sylvester Stallone should make. (The Smoking Jacket)

Miley Cyrus could use one of these 25 ridiculous bongs. (Holy Taco)