Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Nicki Minaj dubbed Rihanna the "best fondler ever." (Daily Fill)

Lindsay Lohan claims she was physically assaulted by a worker at the Betty Ford Clinic. (TMZ)

A sexy fight broke out during a Lingerie Football League game. (With Leather)

Ashton Kutcher's mistress reportedly shopped around a sex tape. (Radar Online)

Jason Segel introduced his new Muppet on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon." (Popeater)

Tracy Morgan will miss some "30 Rock" episodes due to his recent kidney transplant. (The Blemish)

This is how the "Star Wars Holiday Special" should have played out. (Next Round)

Want to meet Kim Kardashian? Bid now. (Charity Buzz)

An actor fell 30 feet during a preview performance of "Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark." (FilmDrunk)

EA is developing a film about the "Madden Curse." (Screen Junkies)

Here's what would happen if "Wall-E" and other Disney franchises got the "TRON" treatment. (Unreality Mag)