Our weekly dispatch from the nation's foremost mustache expert.

With the exception of dwarf-hunting season, there's nothing quite like the holidays in the Mustached American community. It's when we let our hair down, enjoy an ice cold Budweiser, look for kittens to punch and destroy DVD copies of "Sex and the City."

So with that in mind, we offer these holiday gift ideas from Asylum and the American Mustache Institute.





For Dr. Abraham J. Froman's mustache perspective, check in every Wednesday on Asylum.