This week's "Would You Rather?" features a curvy girl from Georgia and a light-up umbrella straight out of "Blade Runner."

There's plenty to say about Sheneka, but we fear our words here would be wasted due to eyes continuously wandering back to her picture. (Not that we'd blame you -- she's a knockout.) Moreover, no matter what we say (or show), there will still be a small contingent (10 percent or so) who will vote for the "Blade Runner"–inspired LED umbrella. It won't make you Deckard, but it will keep you dry and impress sci-fi nerds. Sheneka? Not so much.

Which would you rather have?
Sheneka -- Voluptuous Exhibitionist1044 (72.9%)
"Blade Runner" LED umbrella -- Stops rain from driving you batty389 (27.1%)


Keep reading for another barely containable photo of Sheneka, plus the pros and cons.

Sheneka
Pro: Lists "being flexible" as a fun fact about herself
Con: She's gone streaking, which is a sure-fire way to cause car accidents
Pro: Confident and comfortable in her skin (we wonder why)
Con: Used hospital sex to cheer up an ex with a sick grandmother -- which is just unhygienic.

LED Umbrella
Pro: Even if you don't love "Blade Runner," it's still an umbrella
Con: Wouldn't help you get away with walking around strapped
Pro: It doesn't take a Voight-Kampff test to see this umbrella is eye-catching
Con: Requires batteries, which plays against the whole futuristic angle