Finally guys, someone has come along to explain everything we don't know about women.

Unfortunately, that someone is a questionable "expert" at best. His name is apparently Jay Herrod and his only qualifications appear to be that he has been burned way too many times and has sort of learned how to operate a video camera.

Thus, Herrod posted some thoughts on the YouTube thing and solved all of our relationship problems in a few easy steps. (No. 1: "Women forgive, but they never forget." Wow, thanks. We've never heard that colloquialism before.)

And while he's right that a man can only win an argument with a woman if she lets him, he also isn't exactly telling us anything we don't already know. Or fear.

Keep reading for Herrod's ridiculous two-minute "instructional video".