Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

"Jersey Shore" star Jenni "J-Woww" Farley filed a court order to stop the release of some topless photos. (Radar Online)

Jennifer Aniston was completely wasted at the People's Choice Awards. (The Blemish)

Courtney Love is being sued for comments made on her Twitter feed. (PopEater)

Johnny Knoxville and Andy Samberg could join the "Three Stooges" movie. (Screen Junkies)

Katy Perry will soon guest star on "How I Met Your Mother" (not as the mother). (Gossip Cop)

The Rock is being sued by a fan who claims he was injured during a WWE match. (TMZ)

Ron Perlman is the only reason to see the Nic Cage flick "Season of the Witch." (UGO)

The gang of real-life Punishers are actually giant tools. (Film Drunk)

Want to sit next to Allan Houston during a Knicks/Heat game? Bid now. (Charity Buzz)

The "Twilight" full-back tattoo could mark the end of civilization as we know it. (Unreality Mag)

Look at this gallery of white trash Ke$ha photos and remember that she's currently at the top of the charts. (Holy Taco)