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There have been a lot of advances in science and technology in recent years, but nothing yet has paralleled the simple genius of nature's first gadget: the boner. Watch below to see Asylum's token girl tackle this hard subject (sorry).
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There have been a lot of advances in science and technology in recent years, but nothing yet has paralleled the simple genius of nature's first gadget: the boner. Watch below to see Asylum's token girl tackle this hard subject (sorry). 
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Tuesday 11 January
By KrazyCalvin
Okay... you left a part of this question unanswered. What about in gradeschool or at the work place when nature takes its course to cause a surprise boner. I was luckily never called to the board when this happened. I want to know a females perspective on the though process when you see that comical gem.
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Wednesday 23 February
By CactusHeart
Wow... 0 for 2 on your "women's perspective". You fumbled on the childbirth thing, now this.
Not liking a limp dong... Without getting too explicit, getting him up yourself is one of the hottest, most fun things to do...plus, you have the virtual guarantee that he got it up FOR YOU. Wanting a man already pre-heated? What a lazy b*tch *lol*...I bet you don't like being on top either because it's too much work, huh? *lol* Or think it's HIS "job" to get you off? *LOL* And besides, odds are he arrived that way thinking of another woman anyway...
You make fun of limp dongs & semi-boners. If your man IS limp or all he can get is half-mast...hate to break it to ya sweetie, but maybe it's not HIM that's the problem, but YOU *lol*. I know that if I were a dude, a woman like YOU would have already melted my (hypothetical) boner *LMAO*
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