A Chinese construction worker says he has spent more than six months learning how to make his bulldozer dance. He's also said he's suffered several injuries to the head during his practice.

Oh, Cao Bing, what are you like? Well, judging by the translation of his quote, pretty tired. "It took me more than half a year. It was very hard. I finally made it after tough training," he said.

That's what you get for teaching yourself to handle a bulldozer better than we can our own bodies (on the dance floor, at least).

Oh, and before you check out the footage, bear in mind that the break-dancing bulldozer drivers love a bit of rock and roll when they boogie their 20-ton vehicles around the place. Just as a heads-up.

Oh, and before any JVC fans get up in arms about our liberal use of the word "bulldozer": Please forgive us, we know they're actually front end loaders. Dancing about with actual bulldozers would be IMPOSSIBLE.



And here's something arguably even more impressive: some guys riding about on the two front wheels of a front end loader. As you do.