Cool Whip: The very name conjures up images of tasty summer treats that even those lame lactose-intolerant (or as we like to call them, lactose-bigoted) kids can eat.

But really, do you know what you're putting in your body? No? Well, for crying out loud, man, that's what Asylum's here for.

Read on to see our pretty chart of everything that goes into the Cool Whip.