Al Sharpton may divide people with his often polarizing political views, but there's one thing we can all agree on: He can bust a move. That became awesomely clear when the good reverend jumped onstage at a Michael Jackson memorial in Harlem this week. Who knew a man of God could move like that? But seeing Sharpton's moves has given us an idea, a way to bridge America's great political divide. ...

Police in Warren, Ohio, were surprised to see a woodland creature pop out of a woman's substantial bosom as they questioned her in a murder case. When we die and then come back to life, we're really really hoping it's as a squirrel who lives in a woman's shirt. But, like, not this woman. Here's a sentence we never expected to type: After the jump, watch a video of a squirrel popping out of a ...

Prominent atheist Richard Dawkins is helping to turn the time-honored tradition of summer Bible camp on its reverent and respectful head by supporting the launch of a camp for godless heathens, reports U.K. newspaper Times Online. For five days this July, Camp Quest will welcome atheists to learn about moral philosophy, sing John Lennon songs and compete (for cash prizes) to disprove the ...

Joe Waldis a 70-year-old Swiss tourist went fishing this week off the British Isles and caught himself a 1,056-lb. shark(!). We imagine he was probably pretty psyched. When he got back to land, killed it, weighed it, and realized it was the largest fish ever caught by rod, he was definitely psyched. Predictably though, some people are complaining about the catch and it's not namby-pamby ...

You know how everyone is always all "Dude, Hollywood has totally run out of ideas. Pass the Doritos"? Now that "The Social Network," a movie about Facebook, has attracted a totally legit director, David Fincher, and a totally legit screenwriter, Aaron Sorkin, it seems everyone is totally right. Of course, with Fincher and Sorkin on board, maybe a movie about Facebook could be awesome. But probably ...

Screw being green -- it ain't easy being a shark. First you've got that totally inaccurate "Jaws" movie tarnishing your reputation for pretty much ever. And now some British scientists come along and say that you behave like serial killers. According to these guys, sharks and serial killers and serial rapists all use anchor points from which to commit their crimes. "Serial killer of the sea" may ...

Joshua Hoffman is a quadriplegic former Marine. So when he went to Michigan's Adventure, an amusement park, his family expected he would be admitted for free since he wouldn't be riding any rides. They were wrong. The park insisted that he and his nurse pay admission because there are no exceptions. "We just can't be in a position of picking and choosing," said a general manager for the park. "We ...

When Mexican officials discovered almost a ton of cocaine inside a shipment of frozen sharks, it was hard not to feel a tinge of respect for creative drug smugglers everywhere. What ingenuity! But if you think stuffing cocaine down the gullet of a man-eating shark is the most creative way to smuggle drugs, well, you're obviously not a drug smuggler. The following people are: A group of Colombian ...

Here's a joke for you. What does longtime South Carolina Republican activist Rusty DePass call a gorilla that escaped from the zoo? Michelle Obama's ancestor! Funny, right? Right? The best part is that he made the comment on Facebook. Apparently the olds, having never texted naked pictures of themselves as teenagers, are still learning the hard lesson that anything you post in a public forum is ...

Diversity is great. Especially when it's organic and real and not a horrid photoshop job that completely undermines your intentions, like this cover of the Toronto Parks, Forestry and Recreation Department's Spring & Summer FUN Guide. As you can see, the vaguely Latino father in the stock photo used for the cover was Photoshopped out in favor of a black dad. Bam! Diversity! Of course, ...