Bonnie Biess

Photo Editor / Producer

Bonnie oversees photo for the Asylum Network.  She also photographs hot n nerdy ladies while appreciating a good solid handlebar 'stache (best when combined) every chance she gets. 

Over 5,000 Volunteer for Birthday Suit Photo Shoot in Sydney

More than 5,000 participants gathered on the chilly steps of the Sydney Opera House today for "Mardi Gras: The Base," an art installation by well-known artist Spencer Tunick. Subjects were instructed to do a number of poses, from standing up, lying down and even embracing cheek to cheek, for over an hour. Tunick, who has produced almost 100 naked installations around the world, says, "the title ...

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Naked New Yorkers Paint the Town (and Their Butts) Red

Several dozen New Yorkers enjoyed a cab ride home with their goodies doused in paint after a "Naked Body Painting Party" went down at Gallery Bar in NYC. With the guidance of professional artists and an open bar, participants happily dropped their drawers and picked up a paintbrush in an effort to raise money for Eco Art Space. We say all in good fun, but only until somebody wakes up hammered ...

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Trekkers Boldly Get Wild at 'The Shat Ball'

Happy Birthday, Captain Kirk. If anyone deserves a ball thrown in his honor, it's James Tiberius, legendary leader of the USS Enterprise. And that's just what some creative Trekkers did at The Shat Ball, an event at Brooklyn's Knitting Factory honoring both the Captain and the beloved Priceline.com spokesperson / greatest actor who ever lived who portrayed him. The event featured improv comedy ...

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Batman Burlesque Brings Us Sexy Joker, Catwoman in Pasties

Asylum's lifelong boyhood dreams officially came true this past weekend as our obsession with comics and weakness for tassel-twirling ladies combined during Epic Win's Holy Sh*t ... Batman! Burlesque. Nerds and classic striptease lovers filled the aisles of the sold-out show as everyone from Harvey Dent to Harley Quinn showed up and stripped down. (We also found out that Two-Face's disfiguring ...

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Snowman Violence -- Terrifying Scenes of Cold-Blooded Murder

If there's one thing every kid loves to do once the snow hits the ground, it's build a snowman. And in every neighborhood there's that one kid your mom never wanted you to play with, because he'd go out after sundown and make snowmen like these. But really, what better way to express your frustrations with the world at large than with soul-chilling snow tableaus? Keep reading for pictures of ...

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Topless German Sledging Makes Triumphant Return

What's better than sledding for cash prizes? Monkey robots. What's better than monkey robots? Watching hot German-lady chesticles jiggle down a hill on a cold, snowy day. Over 14,000 skin-lovin' spectators turned out for the Second Annual International Nude Sledge Race this past weekend. Participants uniformed in nothing more than helmets, shoes and bikini bottoms flew down 100-meter hills for ...

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WingFest Sends Hundreds Into Food Coma, Crowns Restaurant King of Wings

The first annual NYC WingFest kicked off this past weekend and despite our deep hatred for unlimited buffalo wings and cute girls serving bottomless pitchers of beer, Asylum was forced to attend. You're welcome. Five of the city's best wing spots were invited to battle for the crown of NYC's Best Buffalo Wings. After a long and saucy bloodbath, our friends at BroBible and The Social Scholar named ...

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The Worst Snowman FAILs

With all the recent snow activity, you'd think people would have figured out how to put together a snowman. It's pretty standard practice for winter weather, but somehow people still manage to mess it up. Others manage a good start, but fail at keeping their snowman alive. And really, isn't a stooped, melting snowman even worse that one that wasn't that good to start with? Click through for a ...

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Bible Burlesque Show Makes Jesus Sexy

We're always game for a show that combines sexy women, burlesque dancing and sacrilegious references to the Lord's Book. That's why on Sunday night in New York, Asylum was the first in line at the Delancey Lounge for a performance of "Storybook Burlesque Presents: The Bible". We put on our male chastity belts (i.e., Speedos) and promised to behave and the organizers acquiesced; looking back on ...

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Giant French Condom to Fight AIDS Around the Globe

A replica of a condom-shaped balloon, the "Condomfiere," is set up at the Palais de la Decouverte on Jan. 26, 2010, in Paris as part of a campaign created by the French association CondomFly. The 40-meter-high Condomfiere will fly on every continent starting next Dec. 1, the World Day against AIDS, to promote condom use and prevention against sexually transmitted diseases. ...

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