The Great Asylum Roundup -- Naked News and Bizarre Piercings

Women: "Naked News" anchor reflects on news, boobs. Sex: How you search for boobs. Masterclash: Get schooled on bizarre piercings. Opinion: An open letter to magazines, from the Internet. Video: The eight very worst local news commercials. ComicsAlliance: The 10 superheroes you want in your family. StreetLevel: The 11 worst sports contracts of the last decade....

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Bear Grylls Reveals the Five Grossest Things He's Ever Eaten

Think of how gross you feel when you find a hair in your food. Now imagine being filmed eating a bloody, furry carcass again and again and again. While promoting his upcoming show, "Fan vs Wild," Bear sat down with Asylum to talk about the grossest things he's ever eaten. "I had a director vomit the other day," he said. "It's taken me 55 shows, but I finally did it. I lit a fire and all the ...

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The Great Asylum Roundup -- Hotties on Chatroulette, Slankets and Mudslide Surfer

Women: The hottest ladies on Chatroulette. Masterclash: The guys discuss the penis. A lot. Videos: Mudslide Surfer freaks out for Asylum. Giveaway: Win burgers -- and a slanket! April Fool's: We've got almost every prank on the Internet covered. StreetLevel: The 11 best tattoos in the NBA. Comics Alliance: What if there was a "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: 1988"...

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The Great Asylum Round Up -- 'Star Wars' Burlesque Tats and Capt. Pootie

Women: "Star Wars" Burlesque results in permanent ink. Weird: Beauty contest celebrates sexy turkey legs. Mantastic: 7-year-old thwarts gunman. Video: Captain Pooties movie pitch could be the best movie pitch ever. Masterclash: Takes on the Apocalypse. Comics Alliance: The best and worst cosplay outfits. StreetLevel: "The Shining" cuckoo clock....

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The Great Asylum Roundup -- Laughing Yogi and Lost Testicles

Entertainment: If the Oscars were honest. Education: Tufts University applicants' YouTube video submissions, reviewed. Barroom Debate: Would you rather lose both your testicles or both your hands? Sports: Asylum crushes Maxim at Pokerstars.net media tournament. Religion: Laughing Yogi takes us to Nirvana. ComicsAlliance: An X-Men love story by the Perry Bible Fellowship creator. ...

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Could Curling Be the World's Best Drinking Game?

Let's face it -- there are big drawbacks to beer pong: the indoor sterility, the weakness of the alcohol, the ballerina-like pose you make when throwing the pathetically lightweight ball. It all leaves something to be desired, as far as drinking games go. It lacks the eye-poking danger of darts and the exhilarating, cold wind of drunk skiing. But what if we told you there's a drinking game where y...

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Flowchart to Determine if You'll Win a Bar Fight

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Flowchart to Determine if You'll Win a Bar Fight

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The Great Asylum Roundup -- Michael Cera and Sexy Things

Sex: The 50 sexiest things we saw this year. Video: Michael Cera endures a dueling interview with Moviefone and Asylum. Sports: When will we see the first openly gay NFL player? A Women's Perspective: On chick flicks. Politics: Obama takes a hands-on approach to Michelle's rump. StreetLevel: Crazy basketballs designed by artists. ComicsAlliance: The cocaine adventures of Mighty M...

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The Numbers Behind Pornography

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