It's official: Randy Quaid and his wife Evi are the weirdest Hollywood couple of all time. Where do we even start with this not-so-dynamic duo? Currently, they are hiding out in Canada, fighting extradition to the United States over charges that they squatted in their old house ... which they had sold. Oh, and they forfeited $1 million in bail instead of simply dealing with the charges and ...

As a narcissistic and self-indulgent writer of ill-repute, I keep constant tabs on what people are saying about me on the Internet. The comments range from "You are the sexiest man ever, when can come I come cook you a steak without my bra on?" to "I think your news articles would make a great coffee table book, where do I FedEx you this book contract?" The best way to keep tabs on every ...

Irvin Kershner, the man who saved "Star Wars" from becoming a schlocky joke, died at the age of 87. Kershner was George Lucas's choice for the director's chair for the second film, "The Empire Strikes Back." And it was his work that elevated the series into the upper levels of great film-making artistry. Ol' Irv took the job after Lucas, who directed the first film, told him he was making ...

This is how we want to spend our (imaginary) retirement: asking LSU's football coach insane questions about Erin Andrews at the post-game press conference. Andrews, a "very attractive" journalist for ESPN, interviewed LSU Coach Les Miles, prompting 86-year-old retired sportswriter Ted Castillo to ask, "What is it like to be -- and you can take the Fifth -- interviewed by a sweet, young thing ...

There's a new magazine geared toward some of our favorite people. It's called Pole Spin and it's for the world's exotic dancing community. Pole Spin is the "International Pole Dance Fitness & Lifestyle Magazine," although you sadly won't see articles like "Should I Go Home With That Nice Customer Who Tipped Me $3?" or "10 Carpenters Songs That Clients Never Want to Hear You Strip to Again." ...

Finally, geeks have something to cheer about: A group of current and former NBA and NFL sideline cheerleaders have created the greatest fighting force known to man. Actually, the Science Cheerleaders are not fighting anything, except maybe bullies who think science is for dorks. But its not any more, jerks, as these girls make biochemical engineering and rocketry cooler than they ever were with ...

We know you're still recovering from our list of the greatest "Family Feud" bloopers, but you're going to want to see this. Recent "Family Feud" episode 10,133 featured a bald nitwit (not Steve Harvey) who was asked, "What do you not want to see when breaking into a house?" His answer defies imagination. If only this classic episode of the Harvey-hosted game show had aired before our list ...

Huntsville, Ala., is not known for its love of sex toys. In fact, Alabama itself has banned the sale of our favorite gag gift (no pun intended) unless you can present some I.D. and explain how you need a vibrating penis for "medical reasons." That's why we're thrilled to announce that Pleasures, a local sex toy chain that has somehow thrived in the face of, you know, laws against its very ...

Who knew the Discovery Health Channel was overrun by perverts? The educational station recently released a one-hour special called "Sex Robots," a teaser for the show "Strange Sex." Strangely, the series is not about what you saw your parents doing when you were 6. The "Sex Robots" episode shows us, in a stark and revealing way, just how many men out there want their partners to be 100 percent ...

Today's Halloween costume-related warning comes from My Parents Loved Halloween, a new Tumblr that features this spectacular Mr. T costume fail from 1984, the year of the Macintosh computer, "Ghostbusters" and "The A-Team" costumes. This poor little kid has no idea how offensive he is, all dressed up in blackface. He's also lucky the police didn't shoot him for "possessing a gun while ...