Chris Illuminati

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Chris Illuminati enjoys chugging wine and cheating at Battleship. His work has appeared in Penthouse and online on Ask Men, Cosmo and The Bachelor Guy. He's the coauthor of Assholeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way and Getting Away with it.

17-Year-Old CEO Daniel Brusilovsky's Tips to Stay Ahead of Trends

For most 17-year-olds the choices are limited to another four years of academia or chasing stray carts around the grocery store parking lot. But wunderkind Daniel Brusilovsky has an option C. Brusilovsky spends his free hours writing for Tech Crunch, a Web site that profiles start-up companies, products and Web sites and boasts over 3 million readers. He is the founder and CEO of his own ...

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NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star

For those college football players eligible for the NFL draft, the preparation has already begun for the NFL combine in Indianapolis in February. Every NCAA athlete, from every football program, thinks he has the talent to step onto an NFL field and compete at a professional level. But according to the NFL Players Association, of the 100,000 high school seniors who play football every year, ...

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Space Mountain New and Improved -- We Miss the Old Space Mountain

While Disney World was once a wonderland of innovation, the amusement juggernaut could be faulted in recent decades for failing to embrace modern technology, especially when it comes to roller coasters. Take Space Mountain, for example, which recently reopened after being shut down for seven months for updates. You'd imagine in seven months the mouseheads would find a way to actually blast ...

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Challenging My Masculinity -- One Writer Dares to Ignore the Maxims of Manhood

Chris Illuminati lives in New Jersey and writes about everything you couldn't care less about. That is his real last name. Guys have rules. Keep an empty urinal between you and another guy, the man of the house always works the grill, etc. Those rules are the reason books like "The Maxims of Manhood: 100 Rules Every Man Must Live By" are published and find success. We men need such ...

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Working Cuff Link Lighters Make Your Outfit Hot

Lighting a woman's cigarette is a money move. It's an ice breaker and a conversation starter. But imagine the way her eyes would light up when you lit her Virginia Slims using your lighter/cuff links. Especially if you slip and light her eyebrows on fire. Apparently these are vintage pieces that were "once dispensed in gumball machines approximately 50 years ago." The same machines that spit ...

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Before You Delete Facebook -- How to Go Rogue

Facebook has jumped the shark. There, we said it. It was amusing for about a month. Somewhere around this point, it all started to go downhill. As the Washington Post reports, more and more of the kids these days are deciding to have nothing to do with it -- and an increasing number of people and celebrities who've had their many faults (or, ahem -- assets) laid bare on social networks for the ...

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Who's the Most Badass Children's Book Author?

Maurice Sendak recently came to our attention when he awesomely told Newsweek that parents who think the "Where the Wild Things Are" film may be too scary can "go to hell," following up by saying, "If they [kids] can't handle it, go home. Or wet your pants. Do whatever you like. But it's not a question that can be answered." Really, Mo? Telling parents, the people who buy your books, to go ...

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Man on Man -- Jon Krakauer -- Master Chronicler or Grave Robber?

In Man on Man, Asylum looks at notable men: their deeds, their works and yes, their character. Jon Krakauer. You know the name but maybe not off the top of your head. Krakauer is the best-selling author of several fascinating yet heartbreaking books such as "Into the Wild," "Into Thin Air," and most recently, "Where Men Win Glory: The Odyssey of Pat Tillman." While the stories are somewhat ...

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