Unless you spent your college years pursuing an art degree (how's the barista job treating you, by the way?), the world of modern art may not be high on your list of sources for bawdy, raucous entertainment. Grab onto your La-Z-Boy, dear philistine, for we're about to take you on the craziest ride since the first time you saw "Airplane" -- except, you know, this is art ... Damien Hirst's "For the ...