Seattle Citizen Fighting Crime in Super-Sweet Superhero Suit

Every child dreams of being a superhero. Be revered, have powers, watch over the city from your secret hideout ... but then we grow up. Well, most of us. An anonymous man in Seattle is drawing attention coming to the aide of regular citizens in need while dressed in full superhero regalia. On Sunday evening, a local man who asked to be called Dan was walking back to his car when he saw a thi...

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Conflict Kitchen Brings the War on Terror to Our Stomachs

Everybody has an opinion about war. And while everybody's eager to share, not everybody's eager to listen. A new restaurant has a solution for that. Conflict Kitchen is a take-out restaurant in Pittsburgh that only serves food from countries currently in conflict with the U.S. Fortunately (for our stomachs) we've got some options. The restaurant switches countries every four months and thus far...

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Ron Artest's 6 Most Bizarre Moments

You can now add impersonator to the list of titles bestowed upon Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest. After his team lost to the Houston Rockets, Artest decided to call in to a Rockets post-game show for an interview. Sounds normal enough ... except that he pretended to be Rockets forward Luis Scola. Whereas we don't see Artest challenging Frank Caliendo anytime soon, he manages to keep his c...

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Adult Chocolate Milk Is Like Childhood, Only Drunker

"Re-taste your youth. At 40 proof." That's the tagline for the all-new Adult Chocolate Milk. Yes, the appropriately named Adult Beverage Co. has taken the classic childhood drink and revamped it as an alcoholic after-work option. Coming in at a hearty 40 proof, this drunken dairy packs quite a punch. A few friends and a few glasses are sure to have you stumbling down memory lane. And, in ...

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Robbery Suspect Arrested at Dungeons and Dragons Meet-Up

Some fantasy-game players found themselves in the midst of some real-life excitement Tuesday, as Colorado police arrested player Aaron Klug just seconds after he stepped into Karliquin's Game Knight of Boulder. No, don't worry -- Klug wasn't arrested for refusing to grow up. The 27-year-old was wanted in connection with a June 29 bank robbery in Longmont. Investigators had been monitoring Kl...

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World's Coolest Chimp Dies

Forget Joe Camel. By far the coolest animal ever to walk the earth was Charlie, the smoking chimpanzee. And yesterday, after a long life of chillin', Charlie passed away at the ripe old age of 52 -- 10 years longer than the life expectancy for a chimp. Charlie lived in a South African zoo. When tourists began throwing cigarettes into his enclosure, Charlie started smoking them -- so much so ...

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Internet Wishes William Lashua Happiest Birthday Ever

A couple weeks back, a member of the Illuminati 4chan community, came across an invitation for the 90th birthday party of WWII vet William Lashua. What made it interesting was that, rather than simply inviting people to a party, it appeared to be requesting celebrants. Soon, members of Reddit caught on and thus began Operation Birthday Boy, an effort to make William's 90th birthday the best he'...

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7-Year-Old Rapper On His Way to the Top

Ambition, thy name is P-Nut. At 7 years-old, this young Memphis rapper has an album, a special on the local news, wisdom way beyond his years and a hip-hop career that's about to blow up -- just as soon as he graduates second grade. Ever since his dad rhymed "2 plus 2 is 4" with "I'm walking out the door," P-Nut was hooked. While we were busy learning to control our bowels, he was controllin...

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Canadian Traffic Safety Enforced by Frightening 3-D Ghost Girl

Picture yourself driving down a road. You're going a little over the speed limit because, let's face it, you're normal. All of a sudden you look up from your radio to the road, and there's a little girl chasing a ball into the street! You slam on the brakes, skid to a stop, collect yourself, then find out you've been tragically punk'd by the British Columbia Traffic Safety Foundation. Starti...

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'Lost' Auction Offers Everything But Book of Answers

Previously on "Lost": A lot of sh** happened. And now that its run is over, we still have a lot of questions. Luckily, there will be one question answered for us: Who will spend the most money on props from the show? That's right, "Lost'"s creators are auctioning off pieces of the set August 21-22 in Los Angeles. We combed through a preview of the items up for sale and, without further ado, ...

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