Chad Ochocinco has never been known for silence. He's mouthed off to coaches, players, the league, you name it. He even launched the OCNN (Ocho Cinco News Network). But now, he's decided to give his mouth a break -- by letting his shirt do the talking. Now named after an incorrect Spanish number, the wide receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson has rolled out a line of T-shirts with the ...

Gravestones say too little. "Here Lies Old So-and-So," they usually read. If you're lucky, yours will be garnished with "beloved" and maybe a line about how great of a husband or father you were. But didn't your life amount to more than that? The brain trust at Objecs LLC certainly thinks so. That's why they're selling the RosettaStone, a nouveau-chic way for your personality to live on -- ...

Here in America, some people claim that a man marrying another man ruins the sanctity of marriage. We wonder how those same people would feel about Lee Jin-gyu, a Korean man who recently wed a pillow. Yes, the 28-year-old is now happily married -- to a pillow. Well, not just any pillow. That would be weird. Lee has fallen in love with a dakimakura, a large body pillow adorned with the face of ...

As tired as we've all gotten of Jack yelling, "Where's Kate?!" over five seasons of "Lost," we're actually looking forward to hearing it again on Feb. 2. That, of course, is the night that the most important show in the history of television returns from a long hiatus to begin burning through its final season. For those of you who absolutely need a "Lost" fix before then, allow us to point ...