Feet In Sand -- Is It Porn?

It's no secret that foot fetishism is, y'know, a thing. Lots of dudes (and inevitably ladiez, too) love it when gals exclusively shed the skin below the ankles. But what about when getting those dirty dogs dig deep into the sand? Is the sight of feet in sand fetishism squared? The video is entitled "sexy soles in the sand," which seems like a clue, but then again haven't we all experienced the ...

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Girls in Adult Diapers -- Is It Porn?

And you thought diapers were exclusively for babies and the elderly. P'shaw! As it turns out, there are, indeed, grown-ups who get off at the sight of a hot babe all gussied up in one of those giant, white, crinkly pee-and-poop buckets. And, honestly, everyone should be so lucky to have such a focused passion. If it means that the sight of -- again -- a giant, white, velcro repository for ur...

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Spider-Man in Rubber -- Is It Porn?

If anything screams sexy, it's superheroes. Talk about confidence, right? And if anything screams sexy even louder than superheroes, it's definitely rubber bodysuits. The combination of both may very well be enough to make your nether regions explode, no matter what your sexual preference. And if what really gets your goose greased is lethargy, then this "human being" -- should definitely set o...

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Playground Pole Dancing -- Is It Porn?

YouTuber Belladonna seamlessly translated a career in porn acting, directing and producing into some top-notch video blogging. But are the tattooed temptress's seemingly innocent romps -- everywhere from the bathtub to seaside Puerto Rico to, er, a playground -- actually softcore porn? She certainly has no qualms with showing off her bod (no protests here), but aside from a little butt crack an...

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Trapped Inside a Balloon (With Other Balloons) -- Is It Porn?

You guys wanna get meta? Try this: Balloons. Inside. Balloons. We've covered balloon fetishes before, but this takes it to a whole new level. You'll notice there's a person inside the giant balloon in this picture. What's he doing? Well, he's blowing up other balloons and essentially creating the most colorful claustrophobia-induced panic attack ever. But is it also a catalyst for a megabo...

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3-D Graphics Demos -- Is It Porn?

With a heaving bodice, hourglass curves and pronounced panty lines, the dames at the center of YouTube's graphics demonstrations are T&A in 3-D. Not surprising, since many computer geeks are nerdy hornballs who get their schwing on from animé-friendly smut. A little digging uncovers a whole Web site called My Virtual Lady which collects the best 3-D pin-ups on the net. And whatever ...

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The Shake Weight -- Is It Porn?

Everybody who knows about pornography (we're looking at you) knows that some of the best stuff lies in fitness and workout videos. It's not a stretch to imagine footage featuring glistening, chiseled bodies being screened simply "for educational purposes." So when does a fitness product become less about sculpting and toning muscles and more about helping someone get off? While the Shake Weigh...

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