Corey Haim Found Dead
The recently installed flat-screen televisions at Asylum HQ have just informed us that '80s teen star Corey Haim was found dead of an overdose inside his Oakwood, Calif., apartment. The "Lost Boys" actor had struggled with drug addiction, and most recently starred in the A&E reality show "The Two Coreys," now inaccurately named. (And we're not being insensitive. We love both Coreys equally ...
A Woman's Perspective on Cheating
Nobody likes a cheater. But there are some situations that are almost impossible to resist. Let Asylum's token girl tell you why we feel sympathetic toward guys who cheat, even while we're smashing your Xbox with a hammer. if(typeof ...
Ever Wonder How Dinosaurs Had Sex?
Neither did we, really, until we caught this awesome "Tyrannosaurus Sex" (get it?) special on the Discovery Channel. Now we have all the information we could ever need on dinosaur genitals and exactly how the giant beasts copulated without, you know, breaking each other. Keep reading for a clip on titanosaur mating, and check out the link at the bottom for more videos and information (including ...
A Woman's Perspective on Sexual Frequency
Married? Got a girlfriend? In a loving and committed f**kbuddy relationship? Then you're probably having sex, at least some of the time. But how often is often enough? And can you be doing it too much? Let Asylum's token girl advise you on how much sex you should (and shouldn't) be having. if(typeof ...
Friendly's Restaurants Attentive to the Needs of Older Adults
Call us immature, but we couldn't help but snicker at this Friendly's menu note, even if the third line of text makes the meaning clear. Thanks to the contributor who snapped the shot in Enfield, Conn. ...
A Woman's Perspective on First Dates
Dating! It's sure not easy. Fortunately, Asylum's token girl is here to answer the important questions about where to go, how to act and why women only sleep with guys they don't like. if(typeof ...
XXX 'Intervention' -- Have Porn Parodies Gone Too Far?
Just when we thought we were no longer impressed and amused by the endless parade of obscene sitcoms and reality show knock-offs, along comes "This Ain't Intervention XXX" to really get us excited about porn parody again. The DVD parodies "Intervention," the gritty documentary series about addicts and alcoholics in the grips of their diseases, which regularly features such sexy moments as ...
A Woman's Perspective on Steak and BJ Day
You may have noticed a lot of guys walking down the street with bouquets of roses this weekend and thought to yourself, Wow, there must be a lot of repentant philanderers this time of year. Actually it was Valentine's Day. Luckily, there's a holiday you may be more interested in called Steak and BJ Day, and Asylum's token girl is here to tell you all about it. if(typeof ...
A Woman's Perspective on Online Dating Profile Pictures
Last week, we explored the best ways to entice women with your dating profile picture. Today, we invited Lemondrop's Julieanne to join Asylum's token girl for some real talk on taking pictures with dogs and the merits of dating a guy with an ankle bracelet. if(typeof ...
A Woman's Perspective on the Super Bowl
It's that time of year again -- when two teams face off and the world watches from their couches with chicken wings. But how do the women of the world* feel about this manly event? Let Asylum's token girl lay it out for you. if(typeof ...
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