A Woman's Perspective on Vibrators

Today's modern, sexually empowered woman is likely to have a "marital aid" of some kind. But just because she's got the equivalent of a tiny robot hooker in her nightstand drawer is no reason to get upset. Check out Asylum's token girl's perspective on vibrators to find out why there's nothing to fear from a sex toy. Want Emily's advice delivered weekly? Subscribe to A Woman's Perspective on...

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November 18 Declared 'Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache' Day

Happy Movember! How's your mustache coming in? For the past several years, Asylum and other men's media organizations have taken the Movember challenge by growing a mustache for the month of November to raise awareness and funds for cancers that affect men. This year, concerned about the role of women in this illustrious holiday, we (in cooperation with the American Mustache Institute) decided...

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Crazy Person Dressed As Jesus Not Welcome in Church

It's bad enough that they won't let you eat burritos or take your pants off in church, but now one St. Louis church won't even admit you if you happen to be wearing your Jesus costume. Scraggly, stinky-looking Neal Thompson has been dressing his crazy ass up as Jesus every Sunday for 22 years and attending different churches to spread his message of Christianity. But when he attempted to enter...

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A Woman's Perspective on Ogling Breasts

Yes, boobies are awesome. But there's a time and a place for scoping out a lady's goods and there's a time when to do so will earn you a slap in the face or unflattering international press. Let Asylum's token girl explain the difference, and lay down the law about checking out a nice rack. Want Emily's advice delivered weekly? Subscribe to A Woman's Perspective on iTunes or become a fan on...

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'Star Wars Art -- Visions' Blows Our Freakin' Minds With Geek Art

If you're doing your Christmas shopping early this year, you'll want to go ahead and pick up copies of "Star Wars Art: Visions" for every geek in your life. That's because the massive art book, for which George Lucas invited 100 contemporary artists to create work based on the Star Wars universe, contains illustrations that range from whimsical to positively mind-blowing. Our favorite is...

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A Woman's Perspective on Younger Men

Everybody's all "cougar this" and "cougar that" these days, but are women everywhere really going wild for younger men? Let Asylum's token girl give you the skinny on May-December romances and why we're not buying the hype. Want Emily's advice delivered weekly? Subscribe to A Woman's Perspective on iTunes or become a fan on Facebook....

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Tubby Papparazzo Totally Bites It

We're not normally very interested in "celebrity" videos, but look at this screenshot of a member of the paparazzi hitting the floor after getting nailed with a cup of coffee and tell us you're not already snickering a little. Jesse James ex and pornographic actress Janine Lindemulder (is this a person we're supposed to have heard of?) caused the hilarious pratfall when paps got too close...

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A Woman's Perspective on Porn

Porn is a billion-dollar industry, and the majority of its consumers is not female. So, how do women feel about your stash of Belladonna DVDs and your BangBus membership? Let Asylum's token girl give you a woman's perspective on pornography and how your habit can co-habitate peacefully with your relationship....

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A Woman's Perspective on Swinging

If sex with one person is awesome, it only follows that sex with a bunch of people (swinging) is even better, right? But what about when you're ready to settle down because you've fallen in love, or want someone to hold your hand while you die? Then you've got to get creative. Let Asylum's token girl guide you in the ways of swinger sex, and find out how to get your girlfriend to agree to...

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A Woman's Perspective on Fat Guys

We've seen enough "No Fat Chicks" T-shirts and bumper stickers to know that men can be quite closed-minded when it comes to female body types. But are women any more forgiving of a few extra pounds? In a word: yes. Let Asylum's token girl tell you why chicks dig sex with fatties. Want Emily's advice delivered weekly? Subscribe to A Woman's Perspective on iTunes or become a fan on Facebook....

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