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A Woman's Perspective on Premature Ejaculation

Emily McCombs — 2011-01-21T13:00:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Humor, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

For this, the final Woman's Perspective, our girl was under a lot of pressure. After over a year of bringing you her weekly take on such disparate subjects as anal sex, swingers, porn, Dr. House, glasses, video games, the Internet, getting laid, bachelorette parties, strippers, the G-spot, "Lord of the Rings" and Dutch ovens, she felt she had to somehow top it all in one final, explosive finale.

Then she just said "F**k it" and phoned it in like always. Click below to watch A Woman's Perspective on Premature Ejaculation.

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A Woman's Perspective on Boners

Emily McCombs — 2011-01-10T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

There have been a lot of advances in science and technology in recent years, but nothing yet has paralleled the simple genius of nature's first gadget: the boner. Watch below to see Asylum's token girl tackle this hard subject (sorry).

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A Woman's Perspective on Giving Birth

Emily McCombs — 2011-01-03T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Women, Video, Asylum Exclusive, A Woman's Perspective

Childbirth -- who cares? you may be thinking. After all, isn't that all just ladybusiness and woman's work? But watch on, because Asylum's token girl is going to explain just how all this pregnancy and childbirth stuff affects you, the man.

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A Woman's Perspective on Ex-Girlfriends

Emily McCombs — 2010-12-27T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Humor, Dating/Love, Video, Asylum Exclusive

It's a question as old as time: Can exes be just friends? Asylum's token girl has the answer for all you guys out there wondering why your girlfriend gets so freaked out about dinner with the ex.

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A Woman's Perspective -- Reader Mailbag Edition

Emily McCombs — 2010-12-20T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Humor, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

Asylum's token girl gets a lot of mail. Most of it is awesome -- engaging, heartwarming, flattering or just plain helpful. But some of it is, frankly, horrifying. In this week's video, take a stroll through this nightmarish neighborhood of bizarre reader mail.

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A Woman's Perspective on Fellatio

Emily McCombs — 2010-12-13T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

Oral sex -- the kind of sex you do with your mouth! That's the topic of today's "A Woman's Perspective," and what else do you need to know, really? Click to hear Asylum's token girl explains how to get the most excellent beej.

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A Woman's Perspective on Birth Control

Emily McCombs — 2010-12-06T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Dating/Love, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

Condoms are a nuisance and a pain, but we all know they're necessary when having sex. Or are they? Check out Asylum's token girl's perspective on birth control and alternative methods to keeping your life baby-free.

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A Woman's Perspective on Penis Pics

Emily McCombs — 2010-11-29T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

Every woman has had the experience of innocently filling out a profile on Adult Friend Finder, only to be flooded with photo after photo of a dimly lit twig and berries. Let Asylum's token girl put this approach to bed once and for all.

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A Woman's Perspective on One-Night Stands

Emily McCombs — 2010-11-22T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

Lately there's been a lot of talk about the "two-night stand." While these new-fangled sex trends are all well and good, people want to know the facts on a good, old-fashioned one-night stand. Let Asylum's token girl fill you in on women's secret motivations for hitting it and quitting it, as well as one-night-stand etiquette every man should know.

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It's Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day!

Emily McCombs — 2010-11-18T10:00:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Video, Asylum Exclusive

The big day is here! It's the first official "Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache" Day to raise awareness for the Movember charity for prostate and testicular cancer.

Since we invented this holiday last week, the Internet has responded. Such illustrious organizations as The American Mustache Institute, The Smoking Jacket, TruTV, College Humor, Dailymotion, Gunaxin, Atom.com, Nerve, Lemondrop and more have joined up to support sex with Mustached Americans.

Look, we know it's a Thursday, but what are you waiting for? You should be out there sexing and getting sexed! And when you're done knockin' boots, help us celebrate by spreading the word and embedding our very important PSA:

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A Woman's Perspective on Vibrators

Emily McCombs — 2010-11-15T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Humor, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

Today's modern, sexually empowered woman is likely to have a "marital aid" of some kind. But just because she's got the equivalent of a tiny robot hooker in her nightstand drawer is no reason to get upset. Check out Asylum's token girl's perspective on vibrators to find out why there's nothing to fear from a sex toy.

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November 18 Declared 'Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache' Day

Emily McCombs — 2010-11-11T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Humor, Video, Asylum Exclusive

Happy Movember! How's your mustache coming in?

For the past several years, Asylum and other men's media organizations have taken the Movember challenge by growing a mustache for the month of November to raise awareness and funds for cancers that affect men. This year, concerned about the role of women in this illustrious holiday, we (in cooperation with the American Mustache Institute) decided to launch Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day. This is a day on which women can support the cause by making love to a man with a glorious, wooly mustache.

Check out the PSA announcing this new day of giving, starring mustache enthusiasts Ilana Glazer, Brooke Van Poppelen, Arden Myrin, Julieanne Smolinski and Asylum's token girl, Emily McCombs.

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Crazy Person Dressed As Jesus Not Welcome in Church

Emily McCombs — 2010-11-04T13:00:00+00:00

Filed under: Video, Weird News, Vid of the Moment

It's bad enough that they won't let you eat burritos or take your pants off in church, but now one St. Louis church won't even admit you if you happen to be wearing your Jesus costume.

Scraggly, stinky-looking Neal Thompson has been dressing his crazy ass up as Jesus every Sunday for 22 years and attending different churches to spread his message of Christianity. But when he attempted to enter St. Paul's Lutheran Church last Sunday, he was asked to sit in the hallway instead of being allowed into the sanctuary. When he objected, the police were called and asked him to leave.

Keep reading to see the video, in which Thompson boards the bus with no trouble, so at least there's one holy place left intact.

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A Woman's Perspective on Ogling Breasts

Emily McCombs — 2010-11-01T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Humor, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

Yes, boobies are awesome. But there's a time and a place for scoping out a lady's goods and there's a time when to do so will earn you a slap in the face or unflattering international press. Let Asylum's token girl explain the difference, and lay down the law about checking out a nice rack.

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'Star Wars Art -- Visions' Blows Our Freakin' Minds With Geek Art

Emily McCombs — 2010-11-01T15:00:00+00:00

Filed under: Highbrow, Required Reading, Movies, Asylum Exclusive

If you're doing your Christmas shopping early this year, you'll want to go ahead and pick up copies of "Star Wars Art: Visions" for every geek in your life.

That's because the massive art book, for which George Lucas invited 100 contemporary artists to create work based on the Star Wars universe, contains illustrations that range from whimsical to positively mind-blowing.

Our favorite is "Wookie Family Portrait" by Maya Gohill (click left to see larger version), which places our favorite furball in a laughably domestic situation. There are, however, tons of treats to be had in a book that marries the highbrow (world-renowned artists) with the low (Yoda chilling with Kermit the Frog in "Easy Being Green, It's Not".)

But don't take our word for it -- check out some of our favorites below.
"Wookie Family Portrait" by Maya Gohill

"Jabba the Hutt High School Reunion" by C.F. Payne

"Double Cheeseburger With a Side of Crumb" by Dave Nestler

"Forest Rancor" by Julie Bell & Boris Vallejo

"Untitled" by Gary Carter

"Dawn of Maul" by Will Wilson

All images courtesy of Abrams/Lucasfilm

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A Woman's Perspective on Younger Men

Emily McCombs — 2010-10-25T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Humor, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

Everybody's all "cougar this" and "cougar that" these days, but are women everywhere really going wild for younger men? Let Asylum's token girl give you the skinny on May-December romances and why we're not buying the hype.

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Tubby Papparazzo Totally Bites It

Emily McCombs — 2010-10-22T15:00:00+00:00

Filed under: Video, Celebrity

We're not normally very interested in "celebrity" videos, but look at this screenshot of a member of the paparazzi hitting the floor after getting nailed with a cup of coffee and tell us you're not already snickering a little.

Jesse James ex and pornographic actress Janine Lindemulder (is this a person we're supposed to have heard of?) caused the hilarious pratfall when paps got too close outside a child custody hearing in Orange County.

And while we feel a little bit bad for the guy, the lady did say, "Back the f**k off!" Click here to see video.

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A Woman's Perspective on Porn

Emily McCombs — 2010-10-18T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Humor, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

Porn is a billion-dollar industry, and the majority of its consumers is not female. So, how do women feel about your stash of Belladonna DVDs and your BangBus membership? Let Asylum's token girl give you a woman's perspective on pornography and how your habit can co-habitate peacefully with your relationship.

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A Woman's Perspective on Swinging

Emily McCombs — 2010-10-11T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Humor, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

If sex with one person is awesome, it only follows that sex with a bunch of people (swinging) is even better, right? But what about when you're ready to settle down because you've fallen in love, or want someone to hold your hand while you die? Then you've got to get creative. Let Asylum's token girl guide you in the ways of swinger sex, and find out how to get your girlfriend to agree to couples-swapping.

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A Woman's Perspective on Fat Guys

Emily McCombs — 2010-10-04T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Sex, Humor, Women, Video, A Woman's Perspective

We've seen enough "No Fat Chicks" T-shirts and bumper stickers to know that men can be quite closed-minded when it comes to female body types. But are women any more forgiving of a few extra pounds? In a word: yes. Let Asylum's token girl tell you why chicks dig sex with fatties.

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