As a result of my Obsessive Grooming Disorder, I have spent significant time and money on cleverly marketed personal-care products, many of which have proved to be useless. A few of my erroneous expenditures have included $13 for a so-called "upscale" lip balm (petroleum jelly on a stick), $99 for an herbal hair-growth supplement (vitamin B in fancy packaging), and $600 for a laser ...

I take pride in my reputation as a quintessential metrosexual with an impeccable appearance -- custom-fitted suits; polished Italian shoes; coiffed hair; buffed nails; and, most importantly, smooth, clean-shaven, moisturized skin. Maintaining my appearance-conscious lifestyle is not an easy feat and requires considerable time, money and effort. My bathroom is filled with a plethora of ...