At some point in the eighth grade, you probably dreamed about meeting beautiful ladies who were allergic to clothing and insatiably hungry for male attention. They were women you saw in magazines and on websites and had a ravenous psychosis that could seemingly only be cured with sweet, manly love juice. Imagine a Las Vegas convention center chock full of these women along with guys well into ...

There's one thing we learned after spending a weekend with porn stars at the Adult Entertainment Expo: A lot of them look better with their clothes on than with them off. We were on the red carpet for the AVN Awards (aka the Porn Awards) and we're proud to present to you some of the hottest shots we took there: Porn stars in evening wear. We also included our photos from the Adult Entertainment ...

In "Make Your Own Sex Toys," Matt Paget explains how the one thing that can make you happy may be in your fridge right now and you don't even realize it. You can turn household toss-offs into your new best friend. In the following pages, we've included a handful of our favorite examples. Disclaimer: If by any chance you're actually considering making these sex toys, please consult your doctor, a ...

Prev Next We can't leave the girls out of our selection of treats. But remember, if you decide to ring your own bell with your cell phone, the vibrator motor wears out the battery quickly, so have your recharger ready. Do you have a homemade sex toy you'd like to tell us about? Well, write us (but keep it clean, or at least as clean as you can without sparing the details). ...

Prev Next There's always room for Jell-O, and if you make these molds right, there'll be room for you in the Jello-O. "Make Your Own Sex Toys" suggests you find a real pair of breasts to mold these on. But if you have a real pair to work with, do you need Jello-O ones? Maybe to serve to the in-laws. Prev Next ...

Prev Next If you ever wondered what Fred Flinstone straps on before he starts "breaking rocks," you're looking at it. If you decide to make one of these for a friend (or give one to yourself) please remember to wash it with cold water and gentle soap, and please, please wash it often. Prev Next ...

Prev Next Why waste cash on handcuffs when you can make personalized bondage gear with a couple of pieces of fabric, some Velcro and a little imagination? Nothing says "I love you" more than hearts and flowers on your restraints. Prev Next ...

Prev Next If Grandma is tired of knitting booties and sweaters, make sure to put the Willy Warmer on the request list. Although it isn't exactly a toy, it'll certainly bring you pleasure during the cold winter months. Whatever you do, don't offer to sit for a fitting session. Or if you do, tell Jerry Springer about it, not us. Prev Next ...

Prev Next With a little lubrication, it appears you can pop more than bubbles with your packing supplies. The book warns you to remove staples and other objects that can cause "obstructions" from your wrap. (By the way, if you're going to employ used bubble wrap to pleasure yourself, you may want to discuss your level of self-loathing with your therapist.) To repeat: Don't forget ...

Prev Next Is it possible there's something better than candy on Halloween? Yes: "Make Your Own Sex Toys" suggests you make room for yourself in everyone's favorite Fall gourd. Remember to buy a ripe specimen, and be careful with that melon baller when you're scooping out the hole. The final step in the instructions is (gulp) microwaving the pumpkin for 30 seconds to bring it up to room ...