The gorilla population across the Congo basin is slowly dwindling, with some predicting the apes could be virtually extinct within the next decade, all thanks to some far less cuddly and cool guerrillas. Frankly, we think it's time to pick sides and back up the O.G.s in the battle of Guerrilla on Gorilla. Local militias and gangs frequently encroach on the apes' territory, either to kill them ...

If you spend more than three hours a day on the Internet, let this story take you back to 2005 when it would have been extremely awesome and meta-hilarious. An Oregon a cappella group, On the Rocks, decided to shake things up on the subway by giving Rick Astley's tired meme another bite at the apple. There are two competing bits of awesomeness in the video they took. First and foremost, ...

Generally when you stumble across a mug shot on the Internet, it's either a drunken celebrity or someone who has taken looking like the physical embodiment of insanity to new heights. So it's kind of refreshing that Dustin Winesberry decided to go in a brand new direction with his mug shot. Just look at that suave pose -- the smile, the eyes, the skillfully placed hand. Dustin Winesberry ...

So you love epic battles and military maneuvering, but your ADHD prevents you from sitting still and watching movies or playing board games for too long? The answer is to join the world of LARP -- Live Action Role Play. But it's not all medieval knights and Civil War battles. The world of LARP is here to accommodate whatever ridiculous niche gets you running around the forest like a socially ...

If you've been sitting around wishing the folks at Amazon would finally get off their lazy behinds and start selling products that facilitate potentially damaging oral sex, then today is your lucky day. Comfortably Numb, the spearmint-flavored deep-throat spray, costs under $9 per bottle and can help you or a loved one desensitize the discomfort associated with loveless, porn-style fellatio. ...

If you've ever played video games with a somewhat hyperactive child or a person over 40, you're aware that some people think they need to use their whole bodies to manage that controller. Interestingly, there's apparently a curious sub-group of people who need to use their asses to play games. If that's hard to follow, then this YouTube video featuring a thong-clad heinie and Xbox will probably ...

Thanks to "Jurassic Park," everyone loves velociraptors. Apparently, the real-life dinos were about the size of a big turkey (around 33 lbs.), not so much like the horrifying beasts in the movie. But still, they were turkeys that would probably eat you. And now they have a cousin! Somewhere in Inner Mongolia, a couple of PhD students ran across Linheraptor exquisitus, the fancy-named raptor ...

Every so often, the powers that be in the world of marketing decide that some product just isn't worth the time and effort anymore. Maybe it costs too much to produce, maybe sales are way down, maybe someone thought mixing sirloin and butterscotch on potato chips was a good idea and the public disagreed. Here's our tribute to six such culinary delights ... may they rest in peace. Crystal Pepsi ...

Most of us probably know at least one person who can think up just short of any excuse to party, but it's not often you meet people so committed to going all out over something like a power pole. Bob Hubbert and his wife bought an empty lot in Los Lunas, N.M. and couldn't begin building their new home until they had power, which tends to be lacking out in vacant desert lots. After two months of ...

Recently, a shadowy Howard Hughes-y media mogul issued a decree from Chicago's Tribune Tower that over a hundred words and phrases would be stricken from the vocabulary of Tribune's WGN radio station. We have officially withdrawn all our applications for employment with Tribune, because as our reporting in this piece clearly demonstrates -- in italics, even! -- we simply can't string together a ...