10 Things You Should Never Say to a Short Woman
Short women have had to be lifted to the front of a crowd to avoid getting trampled. We've had to ask for assistance (in a sexy way) retrieving a box of tampons off the top shelf at Duane Reade. We've needed the aid of a phone book to boost our butts in our BMWs to smoke everyone else off the road. We've been through so much, and we're all the stronger for it. Now let us help you out for a ...
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