The Top 10 Most Influential MMA Fighters on the Web

The burgeoning sport of Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) is not only taking over basic cable and pay-per-view, it's also getting a chokehold on our beloved Internet. Reason being, cage-fighting viewers want to know who the top MMA fighters are before they watch these half-naked men knock each other unconscious. "A big part of my job is to make sure people are emotionally invested in the fighters I...

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The Nastiest Quotes From Critics Trashing 'Grown Ups'

This past weekend, the ensemble comedy "Grown Ups" debuted in theaters to a whopping box office take of $41 million. The plot is classic comedy territory: an adventure weekend with old friends and their families who get together for the first time in a decade. But what they don't tell you in the commercials is, the movie "Grown Ups" kills puppies! It also causes erectile dysfunction, voted...

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The 12 Biggest Plot Holes in 'Iron Man 2'

To even the casual moviegoer, "Iron Man 2" didn't make any freaking sense. We are prepared to believe a genius can make an impenetrable suit in a cave with basic tools. But just because a superhero flick is based on a ridiculous premise doesn't mean the rest of the story has to be completely nonsensical. So these are the biggest problems we caught. Notice anything we missed? Let us know in...

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Lil' Calvin Newmark Predicts UFC 110

For the first time in human cage-combat history, UFC will be in Australia. This Saturday, Feb. 20, live on pay-per-view, the octagon will be debuting at the Acer Arena in sunny Sydney. Except that the event is actually taking place on Sunday, Feb. 21, in Australia because Australia is a time-traveling island like on "Lost." Whichever day it is, it's poised to be a great event headlined by a...

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The Scariest Babies Imagined by Hollywood

Generally speaking, the baby is unmistakably the most cute and innocent character in movies. Unless it's a horror movie. There are some terrifying babies in movies that will keep you in condoms until the end of days. The benevolent dreamers in Hollywood have given us alien babies, robot babies, zombie babies, mutant babies, killer babies, half-human/half-creature babies and, worst of all,...

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UFC 107 -- Lil Calvin Predicts the Fights

This Saturday, Dec. 12, live from Memphis, Tenn., is the final UFC show of the year. UFC 107 has a solid lineup of fights with an undercard featuring three former number one contenders and a former heavyweight champion. The evening's main event, should be a five-round war between season one TUF winner Diego "The Nightmare" Sanchez vs. current lightweight champion BJ "The Prodigy" Penn. So,...

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The Complete Man Code to Picking Up the Check

There are a lot of unwritten expectations out there in the world for guys. People expect us to be able to throw a baseball, drive a stick shift, tie a tie, sleep with the lights off, carve a turkey and defuse a bomb with a pair of needle-nose pliers. But what about the old axiom that a guy always picks up the check? If you are a guy and reading this, I hate to break it to you, but there are not...

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Brett Rogers and His Love for Mr. T, Mohawks

Brett Rogers is a bad man. Brett "The Grim" Rogers is 6-foot-5 and weighs 265 lbs. with an undefeated record in mixed martial arts. has had 10 fights and each of them ended with his fists beating his opponents to their defeat. Brett Rogers is a real bad man. Brett Roger is also a man with a Mohawk. Guess which topic we talked to him about? We picked the Mohawk because we know way more...

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The Complete Man Code to Hitting People

Generally speaking, if someone tries to punch you then you can punch him back. (Alternately, you can push him, jackknife-powerbomb him, triangle-choke them, or you could do one of those crazy capoeira flipping spin kicks.) You have the right to defend yourself against someone who is attacking you. But what about when it comes to the more subtle dilemmas? Sure, it would be fun to go around cold...

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The Complete Man Code to Choosing Your Favorite Sports Team

It should be abundantly clear at this point that nothing in this world is as important as professional sports. Subsequently, no love in life is more important than the love for your favorite sports team. What else will make grown men drink, cry, scream, paint their faces, stand outside in the freezing cold shirtless, spend exorbitant amounts of money, dress like a women (looking at you, Washington...

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