3 Video Game Movies Hollywood Is Going to Eff Up

If there is one thing that video game nerds hate, it is sunlight. If there's a second thing video game nerds hate, it is movies based off their beloved games. Those movies suck. All of them. You know a movie genre is bad when arguably "Mortal Kombat" is the best it has to offer. Nevertheless, every month more and more video game licenses are being bought by Hollywood production companies to...

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Lil' Calvin Newmark Predicts the Fights, Part Deux

For the first time ever, the UFC is going to hold their event in Germany. This Saturday UFC 99: The Comeback makes the former fronts of two world wars into the "Final Battleground" for our favorite UFC fighters. The lineup for UFC 99 is stacked. The main event is former UFC Middleweight Champion Rich "Ace" Franklin versus former PRIDE Middleweight Champion Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva. Two...

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Faber vs. Brown for Cage Fighter of the Week

This Sunday, June 7, live on Versus, World Extreme Cagefighting will be headlined by a five-round slug fest between former featherweight king Urijah Faber (pictured, left) and the man who dethroned him, Mike Thomas Brown (pictured, right). We had a chance to talk to both the former champ and the current one. Wanting the interview to be informative and concise as possible, we grilled Urijah and...

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Lil Calvin Predicts a Bloody UFC Saturday

Middleweight Champion Anderson "The Spider" Silva will defend his belt this Saturday against fellow Brazilian Thales Leites. We will watch this showcase the same way we've watched all the others ... with our 5-year-old nephew, Calvin. Calvin may be the only human who has watched the UFC his entire life, because he's had no choice. Calvin does legitimately love the sport, however, which is why...

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Frank Shamrock Breaks Down the Business of Talking Trash

At 37, Frank Shamrock continues to build his legend. The former (original) UFC Middleweight Champion has not fought under that banner for 10 years and, yet, Frank Shamrock is still highly relevant in the world of mixed martial arts. Just how relevant? This Saturday night Shamrock is headlining Showtime's presentation of StrikeForce for the fifth consecutive time. This main event will be at a...

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Jason 'Mayhem' Miller Takes Pleasure in Bashing Bullies

If you can hear the howling of the "Mayhem Monkeys," it's because one of Mixed Martial Arts' most popular fighters has his own MTV show. "Bully Beatdown" tapped former ICON Sport Middleweight Champion Jason "Mayhem" Miller to be the face of the reality series in which your everyday bully finally gets put in his place ... by a professional fighter. MMA fans know Miller for his fighting as well as...

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An Ode to the Knockout by Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

Would a knockout by any other name than Rampage be so sweet? UFC fans will tell you anything can happen once those cage doors close. But for tomorrow's pay-per-view event, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson wants you to know there will be one constant: "I always want to knock somebody out." Not surprisingly, the man named "Rampage" wants to put Keith Jardine to sleep ... with his fists. In the...

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Hot Fighting Ladies Who Can Kick Your Ass

We all love MMA. I mean, what's better than watching really sweaty, in-shape, half-naked guys rolling around in a cage? Nothing, of course. But what could be second best? Girls! Thanks to the genius of total equality, there is "women's MMA" and even "women's kickboxing" and "women's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu." It used to be that you could only watch drunk girls cat-fighting at bars or on "Cheaters."...

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BJ Penn Talks About Licking Blood and Winning Belts

For the better part of this decade, BJ "The Prodigy" Penn has captivated the ever-growing UFC audience with intense rivalries, brutal knockouts, slick submissions, championship fights and even some blood licking. Most recently, Penn thrilled fans by successfully defending the UFC's Lightweight Championship against former champion Sean Sherk. Asylum talked with BJ about hemogloblin, legacy,...

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