We recently pitted the women of the Whedonverse against the gravity-defying-boner-giving women of Star Trek. Not literally, of course, although that would be hot. We thought we'd covered everybody, but, as per usual, we'd made a couple of crucial exclusions. Readers Bloo and Chris take today's Noble Prize for reminding us of some forgotten fantasy fap fodder. "What about Safron (Christina ...

What would you do if you had a million dollars? If you said, "fund my own bikini-wrestling show," then you're not alone. We recently posted about a 21-year-old Floridian and Powerball winner who's using his money to fund just such a venture. While many readers thought that this was maaaaybe a little bit of a wanton way to spend his cash, reader Mike defended the young man's decision to spend his ...

We recently posted about a controversial exhibit featuring skinned cadavers posed in sexual positions. We didn't get what the big deal is (we do that all the time with our Spawn action figures), but some readers took serious offense at making dead people sex on each other. Commenter "hmmm ..." takes today's Noble Prize for wondering how a show of bodies soaked in formaldehyde, denuded of skin and ...

A board game company recently unveiled "The Chaps From Amsterdam," a new diversion in which you essentially role-play as a lowlife pusher unloading smack on the Dutch mean streets. We thought it sounded suspiciously like the version of Drug Wars we used to play on our TI-89 in A.P. Calculus, but reader GratisCat thrilled us by daring to dream of a world where all transactions were decided by dice. ...

If you're anything like us, when you see young people having fun, you want to throw an animal at them that will leave them covered in stinging welts. Keith Edward Marriott similarly hates youth, because he was recently arrested for hurling jellyfish at teenagers on a beach in Floria. We posted about it, and commenter and alleged marine biologist marinebiologist let us know just what we'll be ...

A couple of Bennington College students were recently in hot salsa ranch for attempting to steal the chili from the roof of a Chili's in southwestern Vermont. Some readers felt that these heroes were some spoiled jerks, even if they did go to America's coolest and greatest college. Reader Ben waded through all of the bickering and got to the ground beefheart of the matter: actual chili. And for ...

We've often found ourselves on the receiving end of an awkward silence and a room full of averted eyes after giving voice to an unpopular opinon. (Like, "Muhammad Ali was a great boxer but a terrible Jenga partner.") We posted about a man who slapped a crying kid at a Wal-Mart, and commenter ohjeezigotaids Kept It Real and said what you were grumbling in your crotchety heart of hearts. For this, ...

A recent study found that in sports, competitors whose uniforms include the color red score 10 percent more than those that don't. When we posted about these findings, downtrodden readers were extra quick to call shenanigans. We hope these brokenhearted fans of the losingest red teams take a little consolation in winning today's Noble Prize. ed said, "IF THIS IS TRUE WHAT ABOUT THE CINCINNATI ...

Our experience with wilderness living is limited to the time we "ran away" to a tent in our backyard to live off our wits and warm Capri Sun. Thankfully, some of our readers are intrepid country dwellers. Like Songseeker, for instance, who's helping to keep us safe from bears with his pest-fighting shaving kit: "as to deer in the garden - collect the small soap bars like you get at motels and ...

Have you heard? Fat melts your brain, which can make you do crazy things like marry Kevin Federline, feud with 50 Cent, or leave restaurants off a list of nominees for Manliest Eats. Maybe it was all the coconut oil and blue cheese dressing, but we skipped over a couple of eateries that put the men back in dining establishment. Thankfully, today's Noble Prize winners were around to remind us of ...