A.V. Club Head Writer Ranks the Best-Worst Movies

When A.V. Club head writer Nathan Rabin launched his "My Year of Flops" column in June 2007, he uncorked heady vitriol in the direction of Cameron Crowe's career-damning "Elizabethtown" (an opinion he later recanted somewhat). But he also hatched a recurring series that was destined for paperback companionship. More than three years later, Scribner allowed the critic-cum-author a chance to...

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9 Moments When 'Monday Night Raw' Went Mainstream

Some Americans remember where they were when JFK died, or the day McDonald's first unleashed its McRib sandwich. But for those of us who grew up watching Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Federation as a palate cleanser after Saturday morning cartoons, Jan. 11, 1993, was a watershed moment: the USA Network's live debut of WWF's "Monday Night Raw." Seventeen-plus years later, the...

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How to Be a Porn Star Magnet -- Tips From a Guy Who Ought to Know

Evan Seinfeld is the ultimate modern renaissance man. The one-time singer/bassist for New York hardcore heroes Biohazard and star of the HBO prison drama "Oz" married (and divorced) porn star Tera Patrick, while creating a pornographic empire of his own over the last several years. Seinfeld is currently dating Colombian-born, Spanish-raised rising porn starlet Lupe Fuentes and just launched...

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Author Julie Klausner Tells You How to Be a Better Boyfriend

In her scathingly funny memoir, "I Don't Care About Your Band," Julie Klausner gives a lacerating account of some of the men she's dated. That her self-effacing vignettes of sexual humiliation and empowerment paint these dudes in a less-than-flattering light is understandable -- they are almost all deviant man-whores cloaked in the sheep's clothing of adorably unassuming jeans and T-shirts. ...

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Fellatio Expert Critiques Celebrity Sex Tapes

We've arrived at a juncture in celebrity culture in which many Hollywood types have become more active on the amateur sex-tape circuit than in studio films. And it's about time that there was a system for critical feedback of celebrity sex-tape performance. Thank goodness, then, for sexologist and couples counselor Jenna Brett Ashley, who recently released the eBook, "Best Blowjob in Five...

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The Best 2010 Movies We Haven't Seen Yet

No, that headline doesn't mean we're counting down the best 2,000-plus flicks set to arrive in the indefinite future of cinema. Although if we did, here's hoping that the list would include "Young Guns III" and a racy biopic about the God Warrior. In actuality, we've turned to the tapped-in Los Angeles–based film critic known as Carson Reeves to give us a glimpse into Hollywood's crystal...

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Equmen Underwear Takes on Our Jewels

Kenny Herzog has dessicated his body to Asylum science. Earlier this summer, I had the unique opportunity to test out something called the Wondershirt, courtesy of an Australian men's clothing manufacturer called Equmen, which is attempting to capitalize on the emerging middle market between crotch-grabbing everymen and metrosexualized alpha-males. In a nutshell, the Wondershirt is a...

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Dating Married Women -- Tips for the Respectful Adulterer

You don't need to have conducted innumerable adulterous affairs to properly woo unhappy women in miserable marriages. It's courting happy ones in successful partnerships that takes real skill. All kidding aside though, sneaking around with a sexual mate who shares her bed with another man is serious business. You're not only risking the obvious repercussions of getting caught (be it broken...

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Boy Scouts and Burrito Eaters Busted for 'Deadly' Weaponry

There was once a time when all American teenagers were required to throw tires off of bridges onto oncoming traffic, shoot each other in the eyes with BB guns and glory in the slaughter of make-believe "redskins." Obviously, in many ways, we're in a better place now as a nation. But reading the news lately, we have to wonder if we haven't gotten a little soft when it comes to kids and weapons....

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Thurman Thomas Statue Stolen, Possibly by Superhero

As if scoring a measly three points against the dreadful Cleveland Browns wasn't torture enough for Bills fans, someone stole this barely recognizable wooden statue of Thurman Thomas from outside the team's Ralph Wilson Stadium. Created by a charitable organization called Carvings for a Cause the statue is 8-1/2 feet tall and weighs some 1,000 lbs. The fact that such a massive item was nabbed...

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