Celery Makes You More Attractive to Women

According to Judy Gaman, Dr. Walter Gaman and Dr. Mark Anderson, authors of the new book "Stay Young: Ten Proven Steps to Ultimate Health," eating celery actually increases the pheromone levels in men's sweat, making them more attractive to women. As we know from flipping through our girlfriend's magazines, pheromones are excreted chemicals that send signals like "Hey! Time to mate" or "Go...

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Hot Girls You Can Actually Date -- Flight Attendant Edition

Always sported a Mile High Club fantasy? The days of "stewardesses" being thought of as just sk-eye candy may be over, but there are still plenty of comely flight attendants who get great deals on romantic getaways. Just hit your "Call" button (i.e., email them) to get their attention. Flygirl75darlene (Belleville, Ill.) This former military brat is now a flight attendant for the U.S. Air...

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Hot Girls You Can Actually Date -- French-Speaking Edition

Somewhere along on the way, someone decided that French was a sexy language and that je t'aime sounded sexier to whisper in someone's ear than, say, fahrvergnügen. Luckily, every one of these lovely ladies speaks the language of the same land as the delicious toast. And since they're culled from profiles on Match.com, you know they're interested in finding someone to kiss (yup, French-style)....

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Hot Girls Who Want Smart Guys

Our most pressing requirements for a girlfriend are that she smell nice and have a discernible pulse. But apparently there are women out there with higher standards -- and all these women listed "brainiacs" as a turn-on on their Match.com profiles. If you think you're up for the cerebral challenge, read on. Alwaysweet10 (Columbus, Ohio) This self-described "100 percent Indian" gal also says...

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Hot Girls, Cool Jobs -- Weird Science Edition

If there's one thing we're about at Asylum, it's service. Which is why we've decided that instead of only providing you with pictures of beautiful women, we're giving you pictures of beautiful women you could actually date. (And they're smart too!) Check out the latest crop of hot girls with cool jobs, this time in what could be classified as "nerdy" fields. adventurebound99 Computer Geek...

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Hot Girls, Cool Jobs -- Single and Looking Edition

Here at Asylum, we see beyond the surface, which is why we're committed to introducing you to a range of beautiful women who are also engaged in interesting professions. But drooling over pictures of women on the Internet isn't helping you get any action in real life, which is why we've decided to bring you a special edition of Hot Girl, Cool Job in which all the girls are single and actively...

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Meet the Parents Horror Stories: Proud to Be Polish

Prev Next Drea, 34 -- New York, NY The first time I went to visit John's family in Maine, I was very excited to go out sailing with him and his father. Well, I hadn't really expected that I was going to step into an L.L. Bean ad, but that was exactly how I felt. His father was dressed in perfect khaki shorts, loafers and a polo shirt with a crisp handkerchief in his pocket. And as soon...

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Meet the Parents Horror Stories: Wearing Nothing But a T-Shirt

Prev Next Georgia, 42 -- New York, NY The first time I met Hank's parents was totally unplanned. Hank was living in the West Village in a tiny one-bedroom apartment -- although it really didn't deserve to be called a one-bedroom. The bedroom was so small that the bed had walls on three sides. If I had to use the bathroom at night I had to climb over Hank to get to it. After we met, we...

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Meet the Parents Horror Stories: Trapped in the Bathroom

Prev Next Alex, 36 -- Leesburg, VA I remember the first time I met Maria's family. She's Italian and family gatherings are not just Mom and Dad ... it's the entire family tree and all the neighbors and family friends, too. I was invited to this event at what her family called "family camp" which was this big one-room shack out in the middle-of-nowhere Pennsylvania -- we're talking the...

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Meet the Parents Horror Stories: Chad Never Had a Girlfriend

Prev Next Candy, 30 -- Los Angeles, CA Chad and I had been dating for about a year. We were living in Los Angeles and his parents, who live in Virginia, came out for a visit. I knew he had a strained/strange relationship with his parents (he said he hadn't been home in over five years), so I was prepared for some weirdness. I was to meet up with them for dinner at this chi-chi foo-foo...

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