Who Was Your Favorite Real-Life MILF?

We've all encountered a MILF at least once in our lifetime. For some, it's a magical experience; for others, a tragic, awkward train wreck of sweaty palms and unwanted erections. For Mother's Day this year (which is THIS SUNDAY for those of you without a clue), Asylum's contributors have put together some of our favorite MILF stories, spanning the innocent, early-childhood days to the...

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Take Home Some 'Sherlock Holmes'

The newly released "Sherlock Holmes" DVD features Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law at their most dandified. It's a bold re-imagining, which makes the famed sleuth into a daring man of action, as well as a peerless man of intellect. If you haven't seen "Sherlock Holmes" yet, then you are missing out -- on both a great movie and the sight of Rachel McAdams in a corset. The knowledge that these RDJ...

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Dating Red Flag of the Week -- Suicidal Side Comment

Here's this week's most outrageous relationship red flag story from the editors of The Little Black Blog of Big Red Flags. The Story: I went with a girl to a movie my freshman year of college. I let her pick the movie, which was some Disney piece of crap that I still haven't recovered from. We made out a little in the back of the theater, though it seemed like she was trying to...

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Greg Packer Still Hasn't Opened His iPad

Last Friday, Asylum hung out with Greg Packer, the man who waited outside the Apple Store on 5th Ave. for four full days to be the first in line to buy the new iPad. Since the Saturday release, we've been dying to know if the actual product was worth the wait. Is the iPad as "magical" and "revolutionary" as Packer expected? We caught up with Greg on Tuesday afternoon to see how he was...

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Solitary iPad Camper Finally Joined By Actual Line

Tomorrow, April 3, 2010, the iPad hits Apple retail stores across the country. At 7:00 a.m. on Tuesday, March 30, Greg Packer unfolded his lawn chair and plopped down outside the Apple store on 5th Avenue. Alone, he sat and waited for the iPad to arrive. We caught up with Greg today to find five or six more Mac-heads behind him in what now could rightfully be called a line, making the man...

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Asylum Gets Classy With a 'Mad Men' Season 3 Giveaway

Listen, we understand that you want to be Don Draper. We get that you want to wear fine suits, drive nice cars, be married to January Jones and cheat on her. But let's face it, you aren't Don Draper and in all likelihood never will be. Regardless, we're here to help you get as close to Draper status as possible. Asylum wants to give you the newly released third season of "Mad Men." From...

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Our 'Planet 51' Giveaway Exposes The Rock's Inner Manbaby

And now, a brief history of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's recent film credits: "The Mummy Returns," "The Scorpion King," "The Rundown," "Walking Tall," "Doom," "Gridiron Gang," "The Game Plan," "Race to Witch Mountain," "Planet 51" and "Tooth Fairy"? Do you notice a trend? The Rock's movies seem to be getting wimpier with each outing. Seriously, did anyone see "Tooth Fairy"? We want to see some...

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Lynx Crashes Vancouver Olympics, Goes Home Without a Medal

Last Wednesday, a lynx managed to mosey on over to the downhill course during the men's open training session. A lynx, aside from being a very powerful Scrabble word, is a 30-lb. cat with a bad attitude and an apparent penchant for snow sports. Fortunately, no athletes came close enough to have any contact with the lynx, as the slope was already on hold due to foggy conditions. However, the...

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Cindy Margolis, the Queen of Downloads Is Back for More

Ten years go, when the internet was finally exploding in popularity, Cindy Margolis was along for the ride. Holding the Guinness World Record for "most downloaded woman of all time," Margolis is now harnessing her beauty and charm towards finding a decent man to spend the rest of her days with. As such, her new Fox reality series, "Seducing Cindy" drops poor Margolis in a house full of roid-raging...

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A 'Bourne' Trilogy Box Set Goes to Our Best Marketing Wizard Commenters

Have you heard of the latest brainchild of the people at Universal Studios Home Entertainment yet? A "flipper DVD" is a DVD that contains the Blu-ray version of a movie on one side and the regular DVD version on the other. (Get it? "Flipper"?) This new technology will allow a person to watch a movie on his or her Blu-ray player at home and still be able to watch it on-the-go in a laptop or...

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