Abra Ca-D'oh!-bra -- Magic Trick Fails Caught on Tape

Magic is just smoke and mirrors, they say. But sometimes it's also smoke and mirrors and fire and blood and sheer embarrassment. And maybe some dead rabbits in a top hat. Because not every magic trick turns out as planned. Even so, the mucked up stunts can entertain and amaze just as much -- if not more so -- than the successful ones. To wit: keep reading to watch magicians make their...

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Couple Celebrate Nuptials With 'Ghostbusters' Wedding Cake

Listen, guys, we need to talk. Where is this relationship is going? Because we're not getting any younger, and someday we want to get married. Not really for the commitment or tax break or green card, but to have a "Ghostbusters" wedding cake, OK? Of course, we'd be stealing the idea from Ricky Gonzalez and DonnaMarie SanSevero, who got hitched in November and combined their love of...

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The Ordinary Becomes Extraordinary With These Amazing Time-Lapse Videos

Speeding up time can make even the most mundane events seem interesting. Take, for example, watching paint dry. See? Erik Solheim also demonstrated time-lapse's ability to amaze by fast-forwarding through the changing seasons in his backyard. He snapped a picture of the same exact spot every 30 minutes for an entire year and ending up with 16,000 photos. He then edited down his images to...

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Asylum's Token Girl Talks Nudity With Mr. Skin

Our own Emily McCombs, she of A Woman's Perspective, has enlightened us through the years with her thoughts on everything from manscaping to skid marks to robot hookers. And now she's opining on the cinematic arts. Specifically, boobs on the big screen. In an interview with Mr. Skin (NSFW), Asylum's token girl reveals the nudie scenes that had an impact on her, and we're sorry to say that one...

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Comedian Freaks Out Unsuspecting Craigslist Buyers With Crazy Talk

You're really taking a risk when you buy something off of Craigslist. There's the chance that the item you purchase turns out to be a real lemon or the seller turns out to be a real psycho. Suddenly, that $10 lampshade doesn't seem like such a good deal when you realize it's made from the skin of would-be Craigslist buyers of yore. Comedian Jack Vale is not a psycho Craigslist seller, but he...

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College Student Pays $14,000 Tuition With One-Dollar Bills

University of Colorado–Boulder sophomore Nic Ramos is pissed off that his parents have to spend so much money on his education. So did he get a job to help pay for it? Apply for scholarships? Drop out and attend a community college? No, the economics major "protested" by paying the $14,309.51 spring semester bill using only single dollar bills and coins. Ramos (left) spent two days and...

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Crippled and Cuddly -- The Most Awesome Animal Prosthetics

Animals -- we've celebrated the deformed, the ugly, the masturbatory, and we now present you with the amputated. Because whatever an animal loses in limbs, it gains in awesomeness. Sometimes in the form of a really sweet prosthetic device. So, brace yourself and read on to see the bionic mammals who prove that technology and pets are an incredible combination. Unless you're talking about...

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World's Largest Remote-Controlled Claw Machine Dispenses Crossbows, Fruitcake

And here we thought remote-control technology had reached its pinnacle with the invention of a brain-tumor-removing robot arm. But my, how The Santa Claw has proved us wrong. Instead of tumors, it grabs prizes! Billed as "the biggest, most awesome claw game ever," The Santa Claw was created by Real Art Design Group, a design firm based in Dayton, Ohio. The claw resides in the agency's...

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10 Common Misconceptions Found on Wikipedia

This list of common misconceptions on Wikipedia pretty much proves that everything you've ever believed is false. Yes, it breaks our heart to tell you, but: Thomas Crapper did not invent the toilet, after all. What other beliefs have been debunked by facts? Below, the top 10 misconceptions from Wikipedia's collection. Misconception: Al Gore claimed that he invented the Internet. Reality:...

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Who Will Be the Next Ted Williams? -- The Most Talented Bums for Hire

Well, that was fast. A few days ago, we showed you a video of Ted Williams (left), the unemployed homeless man with the voice of a Casey Kasem angel. Today he has a new job and a house. After the video went viral, news of his incredible talent spread, and the Cleveland Cavaliers offered Williams a free house and a full-time voice-over job. In addition to that, he's fielding countless other...

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