Newsflash: Your lady has gotten countless gifts of roses, chocolates and creepy-looking teddy bears over the years. Don't be another in a long list of saps or thoughtless lovers this Feb. 14. (That's Valentine's Day, in case you didn't know.) Here are some waaaay cooler presents for the gal(s) in your life. Giant Microbe first impressed us with these STD-stuffed toys, but if giving your loved ...

You may have met her at the down the shore over the summer or at a business lunch in Manhattan: the Jersey Girl, a fine breed of babe worthy of your attention. True, Jersey girls can be tough and a little intimidating, but it's mostly because we've had to defend our state to out-of-towners our entire lives. Despite the movies you've seen, most of the stereotypes about Jersey girls are ...

The New York Post called them the Frillies, but one Phillies fan had a no-frills approach to scoring World Series tickets -- offering straight-up sex. Susan Finkelstein, 43, of West Philadelphia, posted an ad on Craigslist claiming to be a gorgeous, buxom blonde "in desperate need of two World Series tickets." She then said the price was "negotiable" and that she is "the creative type." An ...

Not to ruin a nice, almost-summer day with issues of mortality, but someday you're going to die. And now that everyone from your dog to your great Aunt Judy has Facebook, MySpace and Twitter accounts, you'll have an online legacy to worry about as well as wishing you'd shredded those private documents and tossed out your crusty drawers. And now a whole range of services have popped up to help ...