The 5 Craziest Insurance Policies Ever Drafted

We're all gonna die. And for most of us, it's going to be unremarkable -- a sudden heart attack or a ho-hum battle with cancer. But some people aren't content to bet that their heart will explode, despite the fact that -- living in America -- that's a pretty safe wager. No, some people expect a more fantastical end -- hence the top five lunatic insurance policies. 1. Alien Abduction Insurance ...

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6 of the Oldest (and Most Expensive) Alcohols

For most, the joyous recovery of ancient alcohol means "finding a forgotten Bud in the back of the fridge." But a lucky few get to taste truly ancient elixirs, like a sailing team led by Christian Ekstrom, which discovered 30 bottles of hundreds-of-decades-old champagne on a wrecked ship between Sweden and Finland. They brought one bottle back to verify the wreck's age, then "verified" the ...

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Ice Cream Fails -- 8 Flavors Doomed From the Start

If we asked you to epitomize failure you might suggest "Ishtar," Mel Gibson's sensitivity trainer or, if you're particularly unimaginative, you might suggest our mother. (In which case, we'd respond with, "No, your mother.") But none of that is as bad as turning ice cream from a wonderful treat into something terrible. The following flavors, however, do just that. 1. Ben & Jerry's Peanut...

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The Manliest Motorbikes Ever Made

Motorcycles at their most basic are already pretty manly. So when rogue lunatics decide to soup them up with increased power and/or jet engines, it's like putting laser gun goggles on Batman. To prove the theory, we've found six bikes that kick more ass than Jet Li with his hands tied behind his back. 1. Jet Bike Every other "most powerful" bike on Earth is built by pansy companies who wor...

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6 Sports So Manly They Make Brett Favre Look Like a Little Girl

The Super Bowl may be the most famous sports event in America, but it's about as manly as breaking a nail on your handbag clasp: They wear armor to protect themselves, they take breaks every 30 seconds, and they've got more hospital equipment on the sidelines than an army of diabetic grandparents. The uniforms might as well include frilly panties, and to prove it, here are six sports whose pl...

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