We at Asylum cannot condone the use of illegal drugs. If one of our people gets busted doing so -- and this is a direct quote from the Asylum style manual -- "you will be [redacted] for all eternity by barb-[redacted]-ed demons, and no one will mourn you." Legal drugs, however, are a whole other ball of serotonin, and using them is your right and indeed your duty as a free American citizen. It ...

Superhero-genic spiders excepted, most of us like to keep a healthy distance from anything emitting radiation. In fact, things emitting radiation are pretty much the reason for the phrase "healthy distance." With that in mind, here are some common household items you may not realize are actually radioactive. Bananas No kidding. America's favorite phallic fruit is radioactive. Not because of ...