Michael Rundle
Science Proves Zombies Will Kill Us All
In more bad news for the living today, scientists have determined that humanity would almost ...
Kayaker Plunges 186 Feet in World Record Stunt
There's nothing we like better here at Asylum than a highly dangerous and pointless record attempt. ...
The Luckiest Bastards on the Web
There is a story in the news today about a boy who survived being hit by a meteorite travelling at ...
The Best in Face-Mask Fashion -- Surviving the Outbreak in Style
Has humanity has finally met its match? While the outbreak of swine flu is still in its early ...
Funny or Not? April Fools' Day Pranks Roundup
Our round-up of the funniest/most annoying April Fool's pranks from around the Web ... Seen any we ...
Heroic Bat Clings to Space Shuttle During Launch
As the Darwin awards have taught us, some deaths are embarrassing. But death can be glorious, too -- ...
Paranoia Alert -- Mysterious Fireball Plummets to Earth
As if the world didn't have enough problems, what with all the hellbeasts and asteroids and ...
Your Private Island -- How to Buy It, Pimp It, Staff It and Clean It
If you have any plans to threaten world destruction while dangling James Bond over a shark pit, then ...
Handlebar Mustache Facing Global Extinction?
Despite its suavely mantastic appeal, the handlebar mustache is constantly under threat. Like the ...
Bad Santas -- Ho-Ho-Horrible Kris Kringles
In a parallel universe, Father Christmas is a very different character. A psychotic old man with a ...
Miss World 2008 -- Beauties from Semi-Obscure Countries
The so-called "major countries" often get the most attention from Miss World audiences. But while ...
Is This the Weirdest Face Paint You've Ever Seen?
James Kuhn, 46, is an artist with a thousand faces ... well, 365 faces at least. Every day this ...
Eight Ways to Make a Raptor Even More Deadly
October is Raptor Month. Sure, it's almost over and it's actually more concerned with the avian ...
Man Receives World's First Double Arm Transplant
A German man is recovering well after becoming the recipient of the world's first double arm ...
LEGO Zombies Attack!
The attack of the unstoppable walking dead is the most terrifying non-real threat facing humanity ...
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