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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>'The Runaways,' 'Greenberg,' 'Repo Men' and More in New Movies</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/19/runaways-greenberg-repo-men-girl-with-dragon-tattoo-movies/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/19/runaways-greenberg-repo-men-girl-with-dragon-tattoo-movies/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/19/runaways-greenberg-repo-men-girl-with-dragon-tattoo-movies/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/tasty-vittles/" rel="tag">Tasty Vittles</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/movies/" rel="tag">Movies</a></p><em>Required viewing from the week in movies</em>. <br />
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<a href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-runaways/38105/main" target="_blank"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/runaways-186.jpg" alt="" /></a>Yes, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/01/04/kristen-stewart-top-100-women-of-2009-number-10/">Kristen Stewart</a> and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/dakota-fanning/2038899/main">Dakota Fanning</a> make out in "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-runaways/38105/main"><strong>The Runaways</strong></a>." But we're also interested in seeing the awesome <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/michael-shannon/594061/main">Michael Shannon</a> ("<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/revolutionary-road/29566/main?icid=movsmartsearch">Revolutionary Road</a>") as crazy group founder Kim Fowley. His sharp performance should take your mind off of your uncomfortable feelings regarding Fanning.<br />
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Also in theaters:<br />
-- <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/zach-galifainakis-ben-stiller-between-two-ferns-video/">Ben Stiller</a> goes serious in "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/greenberg/37679/main"><strong>Greenberg</strong></a>," the latest melancholy, "white people with problems" movie from writer/director <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/noah-baumbach/1939921/main?icid=movsmartsearch">Noah Baumbach</a> ("<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-squid-and-the-whale/21100/main?icid=movsmartsearch">The Squid and the Whale</a>"). Don't forget -- sometimes mopey Ben Stiller can produce great results (see: "<a href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-royal-tenenbaums/10070/main?icid=movsmartsearch" target="_blank">The Royal Tenenbaums</a>").<br />
-- Word is "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/repo-men/38928/main"><strong>Repo Men</strong></a>," the sci-fi thriller that finds <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/jude-law/1435488/main">Jude Law</a> and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/forest-whitaker/1875701/main">Forest Whitaker</a> repossessing mechanical organs in a health-care-crisis-gone-wild future, is pretty gruesome. Could it be the most disturbing Jude Law movie since "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/ai-artificial-intelligence/9557/main?icid=movsmartsearch">A.I.</a>"? <br />
-- "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo-man-som/38376/main"><strong>The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo</strong></a>" is the Swedish big-screen adaptation of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.stieglarsson.com/">Stieg Larsson</a>'s best-selling crime novel. See it now, so you can properly complain about the inevitable English-language remake.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/19/runaways-greenberg-repo-men-girl-with-dragon-tattoo-movies/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19406195/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/19/runaways-greenberg-repo-men-girl-with-dragon-tattoo-movies/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/19/runaways-greenberg-repo-men-girl-with-dragon-tattoo-movies/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>greenberg</category><category>new movies</category><category>NewMovies</category><category>repo men</category><category>RepoMen</category><category>the girl with the dragon tattoo</category><category>the runaways</category><category>TheGirlWithTheDragonTattoo</category><category>TheRunaways</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-19T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'God of War III,' 'Dragon Age,' 'Metro 2033' and More in New Video Games</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/god-of-war-iii-dragon-age-metro-2033-resonance-of-fate-games/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/god-of-war-iii-dragon-age-metro-2033-resonance-of-fate-games/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/god-of-war-iii-dragon-age-metro-2033-resonance-of-fate-games/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/games/" rel="tag">Games</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/tasty-vittles/" rel="tag">Tasty Vittles</a></p><em>Required playing from the week in video games</em>. <br />
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/God-War-III-Playstation-3/dp/B000ZK9QCS/asylum.com-20"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/godofwar3-240.jpg" /></a>Kratos -- the ripped hero who looks like what would happen if a 13-year-old <a target="_blank" href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/06/who-is-mma-hot-stuff/">MMA</a> fan designed a Greek warrior-- returns in "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/God-War-III-Playstation-3/dp/B000ZK9QCS/asylum.com-20"><strong>God of War III</strong></a>." The fact that this final trilogy piece is pretty much identical to the previous two is sort of moot. Fans of this franchise know what they want: gratuitous beheadings and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.gametrailers.com/video/-contains-nudity-god-of-war/62769">pixelated (<i>NSFW</i>) boobies</a>. For better or worse, this franchise is going to run forever.<br />
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Also in stores: <br />
-- "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Dragon-Age-Origins-Awakening-Pc/dp/B003336KG4/asylum.com-20"><strong>Dragon Age: Origins Awakening</strong></a>" is the first expansion pack for last year's hit RPG "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Dragon-Age-Origins-Xbox-360/dp/B001IK1BJ0/asylum.com-20">Dragon Age: Origins</a>."<br />
-- In the survival-horror RPG "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Metro-2033-Xbox-360/dp/B002V16T0Q/asylum.com-20"><strong>Metro 2033</strong></a>," you battle horrifying beasts called "The Dark Ones" in an underground post-apocalyptic Moscow. As <a target="_blank" href="http://television.aol.com/celebs/yakov-smirnoff/1830888/main">Yakov Smirnoff</a> would say, "In post-apocalyptic Russia, game plays you!"<br />
-- "<strong><a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Resonance-Fate-Playstation-3/dp/B002BRYHY0/asylum.com-20">Resonance of Fate</a></strong>,"<strong> </strong>an RPG that looks an awful lot like "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/final-fantasy-xiii-yakuza-3-wii-racquet-sports-calling-games/">Final Fantasy</a>," also takes place on an Earth overrun by poisonous gases. That doesn't explain why the title sounds like a late-period <a target="_blank" href="http://music.aol.com/artist/the-cure">Cure</a> album.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/god-of-war-iii-dragon-age-metro-2033-resonance-of-fate-games/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19404605/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/god-of-war-iii-dragon-age-metro-2033-resonance-of-fate-games/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/god-of-war-iii-dragon-age-metro-2033-resonance-of-fate-games/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Dragon Age: Awakenings</category><category>DragonAge:Awakenings</category><category>God of War 3</category><category>god of war iii</category><category>GodOfWar3</category><category>GodOfWarIii</category><category>metro-2033</category><category>resonance-of-fate</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-18T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Asylum Readers' Dream Girl Discovered</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/asylum-readers-dream-girl-discovered-boozy-tough-sunglasses-lindsay-lohan/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/asylum-readers-dream-girl-discovered-boozy-tough-sunglasses-lindsay-lohan/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/asylum-readers-dream-girl-discovered-boozy-tough-sunglasses-lindsay-lohan/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/the-noble-prize/" rel="tag">The Noble Prize</a></p><img hspace="4" border="1" align="left" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/corbis-stock.jpg" alt="" />Our readers know what they like. So when we unveiled our list of <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/these-women-are-hot-but-we-dont-know-why/" target="_blank">women who are hot for reasons we don't quite understand</a>, you guys chimed in with your picks for the type of gal that puts the marshmallows in your cocoa. (Aww!) <br />
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<strong>Lyle</strong> wrote,<strong> "Girls who like beer!!"</strong><br />
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DanielGrayCard </strong>offered, <strong>"Definitely girls with a tough side. I don't like girls who are manly, but wimpy babies are a turn off."</strong><br />
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<strong>Ran </strong>added,<strong> "Also girls with dark and large sunglasses. It's like you dont know if she is looking at you or not so you keep your cool."</strong><br />
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Finally, <strong>Fakir005</strong>, told us, <strong>"The kind of girl that I think is hot is the girl who thinks she is hot."</strong><br />
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Wait a minute ... likes booze, is tough (but still feminine), wears dark sunglasses and thinks she's hot stuff? I think we just found our readers' dream girl...<br />
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Find out who after the jump. <br /><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/lindsay-lohan-eric-ryan-getty-nn031810-186-1268893100.jpg" id="vimage_2811260" alt="" /><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/asylum-readers-dream-girl-discovered-boozy-tough-sunglasses-lindsay-lohan/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19404554/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/asylum-readers-dream-girl-discovered-boozy-tough-sunglasses-lindsay-lohan/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/asylum-readers-dream-girl-discovered-boozy-tough-sunglasses-lindsay-lohan/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>dream girls</category><category>DreamGirls</category><category>hot girls</category><category>HotGirls</category><category>Lindsay Lohan</category><category>LindsayLohan</category><category>reader feedback</category><category>ReaderFeedback</category><category>sexy women</category><category>SexyWomen</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-18T12:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Jesse James Cheating on Sandra Bullock With 'Bombshell'; Obama Supports Tiger Woods</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/jesse-james-cheating-on-sandra-bullock-barack-obama-tiger-woods-ryan-reynolds-green-lantern/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/jesse-james-cheating-on-sandra-bullock-barack-obama-tiger-woods-ryan-reynolds-green-lantern/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/jesse-james-cheating-on-sandra-bullock-barack-obama-tiger-woods-ryan-reynolds-green-lantern/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/celebrity/" rel="tag">Celebrity</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/cheat-sheet/" rel="tag">Cheat Sheet</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p><em>Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks</em>. <br />
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<strong><a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/03/alleged-mistress-sandra-bullocks-husband-featured-herself-adult-website" target="_blank"><img border="1" align="left" vspace="4" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/jesse-james-sandra-bullock-jon-kopaloff-film-magic-nn031810.jpg" alt="" /></a></strong><strong>Jesse James</strong> is reportedly cheating on <strong>Sandra Bullock</strong> with a <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/03/alleged-mistress-sandra-bullocks-husband-featured-herself-adult-website" target="_blank">tattooed, adult website model named <strong>"Bombshell."</strong></a> (Radar Online)<br />
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<strong>President Barack Obama </strong><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/17/president-barack-obama-tiger-woods-fox-news-interview-video/" target="_blank">threw his support behind</a> <strong>Tiger Woods</strong>. (TMZ)<br />
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Ryan Reynolds</strong> was spotted on the set of <strong>"Green Lantern"</strong> <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/oh-my-god-ryan-reynolds-on-the-green-lantern-set" target="_blank">wearing the power ring</a>. Or, possibly, his wedding ring. (FilmDrunk)<br />
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<strong>Kristen Stewart</strong> <a href="http://www.dailyfill.com/Woo-Kristen-Stewart-In-Her-Underwear-52292/" target="_blank">rocks out in her underwear</a> as <strong>Joan Jett </strong>in the latest clip from <strong>"The Runaways.</strong>" (Daily Fill)<br />
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<strong>Sasha Grey </strong><a href="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/video_of_porn_stars_playing_dungeons_dragons.php" target="_blank">plays <strong>"Dungeons &amp; Dragons"</strong> with other porn stars</a> in a new web series. (Topless Robot)<br />
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Cast members of <strong>"Lost"</strong> <a href="http://theblemish.com/2010/03/mmm-cake/" target="_blank">saying "mmm...cake"</a> is probably the weirdest things you'll see today. (The Blemish)<br />
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Celebrate the release of <strong>"God of War III"</strong> with a <a href="http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/17/people-dressed-up-as-kratos-from-god-of-war/" target="_blank">gallery of creepy Kratos cosplay</a>. (Unreality Mag)<br />
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<strong>Rose McGowan </strong>has <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movienews/rose-mcgowan-joins-conan-peace-outties-red-sonja" target="_blank">been cast as <strong>Red Sonja</strong></a> in the <strong>"Conan the Barbarian" </strong>remake. (Screen Junkies)<br />
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Save yourself the ten bucks and enjoy this <a href="http://www.maxim.com/girls/girls-of-maxim/87484/alice-eve.html" target="_blank">gallery featuring <strong>"She's Out of My League"</strong>-star <strong>Alice Eve</strong></a>. (Maxim)<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/jesse-james-cheating-on-sandra-bullock-barack-obama-tiger-woods-ryan-reynolds-green-lantern/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19404505/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/jesse-james-cheating-on-sandra-bullock-barack-obama-tiger-woods-ryan-reynolds-green-lantern/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/18/jesse-james-cheating-on-sandra-bullock-barack-obama-tiger-woods-ryan-reynolds-green-lantern/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Barack Obama</category><category>BarackObama</category><category>Green Lantern</category><category>GreenLantern</category><category>jesse james</category><category>JesseJames</category><category>Ryan Reynolds</category><category>RyanReynolds</category><category>sandra bullock</category><category>SandraBullock</category><category>tiger woods</category><category>TigerWoods</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-18T10:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'Ninja Assassin,' 'Mystery Science Theater 3000,' 'Breaking Bad' and More New DVDs</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/ninja-assassin-mst3k-breaking-bad-princess-and-the-frog-dvds/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/ninja-assassin-mst3k-breaking-bad-princess-and-the-frog-dvds/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/ninja-assassin-mst3k-breaking-bad-princess-and-the-frog-dvds/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/tasty-vittles/" rel="tag">Tasty Vittles</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/movies/" rel="tag">Movies</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/tv/" rel="tag">TV</a></p><em>Required viewing from the week in DVD</em> <em>and Blu-ray</em>. <br />
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-XVII/dp/B0030ATZHQ/asylum.com-20"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/mst3k-186.jpg" /></a>The latest "<a target="_blank" href="http://television.aol.com/show/mystery-science-theater-3000/761650/main">MST3K</a>" collection, "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-XVII/dp/B0030ATZHQ/asylum.com-20"><strong>Mystery Science Theater 3000: XVII</strong></a>," features the much-requested flicks "<a href="http://www.mst3kinfo.com/aceg/9/910/ep910.html" target="_blank">The Final Sacrifice</a>" and "<a href="http://www.mst3kinfo.com/aceg/10/1005/ep1005.html" target="_blank">Blood Waters of Dr. Z</a>." Plus, you get the very first episode ("<a href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-crawling-eye/27924/main" target="_blank">The Crawling Eye</a>"), with a special introduction by original host Joel Hodgson. Let the "Joel versus Mike" debates begin anew!<br />
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Also in stores: <br />
-- How does a movie with the title "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Ninja-Assasin-Blu-ray-Combo-Digital/dp/B0035V35PI/asylum.com-20"><strong>Ninja Assassin</strong></a>" tank at the box office? Still, it's safe to say that fans of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/168351/may-09-2008/stephen-vs--rain">Stephen Colbert arch-rival</a> / Korean pop star <a href="http://music.aol.com/artist/rain" target="_blank">Rain</a> (and ninja assassins) won't be disappointed. <br />
-- While "<strong><a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Princess-Three-Blu-ray-Combo-Digital/dp/B0034JKZ3G/asylum.com-20">The Princess and the Frog</a></strong>" doesn't measure up to the golden age of "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/aladdin/7400/main">Aladdin</a>" and "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-lion-king/8981/main">The Lion King</a>," it's certainly the best traditionally animated Disney movie since "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/lilo-and-stitch/11123/main?icid=movsmartsearch">Lilo &amp; Stitch</a>." <br />
-- Catch up with one of the best shows on TV before its new season begins with "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Breaking-Bad-Complete-Second-Blu-ray/dp/B0030T1NAO/asylum.com-20"><strong>Breaking Bad: Season Two</strong></a>," and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Breaking-Bad-Complete-Season-Blu-ray/dp/B003274QH6/asylum.com-20">season one</a>, both newly released on Blu-ray. Who knew the dad from "<a target="_blank" href="http://television.aol.com/show/malcolm-in-the-middle/129858/main">Malcolm in the Middle</a>" had such range? And what happened to the kid who played Dewey? Boy, the kids on that show have not aged well.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/ninja-assassin-mst3k-breaking-bad-princess-and-the-frog-dvds/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19403795/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/ninja-assassin-mst3k-breaking-bad-princess-and-the-frog-dvds/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/ninja-assassin-mst3k-breaking-bad-princess-and-the-frog-dvds/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>breaking bad season two</category><category>BreakingBadSeasonTwo</category><category>mystery science theater 3000</category><category>MysteryScienceTheater3000</category><category>new blu-rays</category><category>new dvds</category><category>NewBlu-rays</category><category>NewDvds</category><category>ninja assassin</category><category>NinjaAssassin</category><category>princess and the frog</category><category>PrincessAndTheFrog</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-17T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Asylum Wants to Dress You Up in Betty White's Love</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/asylum-wants-to-dress-you-up-in-snl-host-betty-whites-love/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/asylum-wants-to-dress-you-up-in-snl-host-betty-whites-love/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/asylum-wants-to-dress-you-up-in-snl-host-betty-whites-love/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/women/" rel="tag">Women</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/celebrity/" rel="tag">Celebrity</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/the-noble-prize/" rel="tag">The Noble Prize</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/betty-white-cjpg-1268815021.jpg" alt="" />Congratulations to reader <span style="font-weight: bold;">Linsey Ernst</span>, winner of today's weekly giveaway of the <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/09/14/asylums-new-t-shirt-design-the-choice-is-yours/">official Asylum T-shirt</a>, courtesy of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.bustedtees.com/"><strong>Busted Tees</strong></a>. The tee features <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/08/04/more-love-for-betty-from-around-the-web/">Betty White</a>, friend of animals, fire of our loins and light of our life.<br />
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And what exactly did<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Linsey Ernst</span><strong> </strong>do to deserve this swag? <br />
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NOTHING (except leave a comment on one of our posts). Each week, we randomly select one commenter to receive a free shirt. This week, we randomly selected <strong>Linsey</strong>. (So there.)<strong><br />
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If you want one, all you've got to do is give us a piece of your mind in the comments section of any of our posts.</strong> The more you comment, the better your chances of winning.<br />
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So, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Linsey</span>, enjoy your prize! We hope your river of esteem for our favorite <a target="_blank" href="http://television.aol.com/show/the-golden-girls/241132/main">Golden Girl</a> runs as deep as ours. (We cannot wait for the upcoming "Women of Comedy" episode of "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.asylum.com/search/?q=Saturday+Night+Live">Saturday Night Live</a>," <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/02/23/betty-white-saturday-night-live-william-shatner-in-twitter-pilot-my-dad-says/" target="_blank">which she's co-hosting</a>! Congrats, grassroots Internet movements, for <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/02/10/asylum-was-ahead-of-the-curve-with-betty-white/">finally getting something right</a>!) <br />
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<em>For more GILF-friendly shirts, </em><a href="http://www.bustedtees.com/" target="_blank"><em>check out the selection</em></a><em> from our friends at <a href="http://www.bustedtees.com/" target="_blank"><strong>Busted Tees</strong></a>.</em><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/asylum-wants-to-dress-you-up-in-snl-host-betty-whites-love/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19402950/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/asylum-wants-to-dress-you-up-in-snl-host-betty-whites-love/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/asylum-wants-to-dress-you-up-in-snl-host-betty-whites-love/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>betty white</category><category>betty white t-shirt</category><category>BettyWhite</category><category>BettyWhiteT-shirt</category><category>giveaways</category><category>reader feedback</category><category>ReaderFeedback</category><category>Saturday Night Live</category><category>SaturdayNightLive</category><category>snl</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-17T12:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Amanda Seyfried Talks Lesbian Love Scene; Feldman Skips Haim's Funeral</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/amanda-seyfried-lesbian-scene-julianne-moore-chloe-feldman-skips-haim-funeral-tiger-woods-at-masters/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/amanda-seyfried-lesbian-scene-julianne-moore-chloe-feldman-skips-haim-funeral-tiger-woods-at-masters/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/amanda-seyfried-lesbian-scene-julianne-moore-chloe-feldman-skips-haim-funeral-tiger-woods-at-masters/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/celebrity/" rel="tag">Celebrity</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/cheat-sheet/" rel="tag">Cheat Sheet</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p><em>Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train wrecks</em>. <br />
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.dailyfill.com/See-A-Side-Of-Amanda-Seyfried-Youve-Never-Seen-Before-52187/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/amanda-seyfried-jesse-grant-wire-image-nn031710.jpg" /></a>Corey Haim</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://theblemish.com/2010/03/corey-haim-laid-to-rest/">was laid to rest on Tuesday</a> in a quiet funeral ceremony. Corey Feldman did not attend out of respect for Haim's mother. (The Blemish) <br />
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<strong>Amanda Seyfried </strong>doesn't want her dad to <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dailyfill.com/See-A-Side-Of-Amanda-Seyfried-Youve-Never-Seen-Before-52187/">watch her lesbian love scene</a> with <strong>Julianne Moore</strong> in her new film, "Chloe." (Daily Fill)<br />
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<strong>DMX</strong> was <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/16/dmx-sentenced-jail-dr-drew-pinsky-/">sentenced to six months</a> in jail for violating probation. (TMZ)<br />
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<strong>Tiger Woods</strong> will be <a target="_blank" href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/03/shocker-tiger-wont-miss-the-masters">coming back to golf for the Masters</a> next month. (With Leather)<br />
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Sasha Grey</strong> will <a target="_blank" href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movienews/sasha-grey-explore-another-girls-hallows">play a "Jesus freak"</a> in the horror movie "Hallows." (Screen Junkies) <br />
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<strong>Kendra Wilkinson </strong>will <a target="_blank" href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/03/exclusive-interview-kendra-will-never-do-playboy-again">not pose for Playboy again</a>. (Radar Online) <br />
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Check out the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.maxim.com/tv/guy-tv/89089/tune-in-ugly-americans1.html">latest clip</a> from the new Comedy Central series <strong>"Ugly Americans." </strong>(Maxim)<br />
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Tilda Swinton</strong> and <strong>Uma Thurman</strong> are two of the <a target="_blank" href="http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/16/the-10-strangest-looking-actresses-in-hollywood/">10 strangest-looking actresses</a> in Hollywood. (Unreality Mag)<br />
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<strong>Kanye West</strong> or <strong>Jon Gosselin</strong>? Who will win the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.holytaco.com/2010-douchebag-tournament-round-1-day-1">2010 Douchebag Tournament</a>? (Holy Taco)<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/amanda-seyfried-lesbian-scene-julianne-moore-chloe-feldman-skips-haim-funeral-tiger-woods-at-masters/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19402861/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/amanda-seyfried-lesbian-scene-julianne-moore-chloe-feldman-skips-haim-funeral-tiger-woods-at-masters/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/17/amanda-seyfried-lesbian-scene-julianne-moore-chloe-feldman-skips-haim-funeral-tiger-woods-at-masters/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Amanda Seyfried</category><category>AmandaSeyfried</category><category>chloe</category><category>corey feldman</category><category>Corey Haim</category><category>CoreyFeldman</category><category>CoreyHaim</category><category>julianne moore</category><category>JulianneMoore</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-17T10:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>White Stripes, Ludacris, Runaways Anthology and More in New Music</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/white-stripes-ludacris-runaways-stephin-merritt-music/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/white-stripes-ludacris-runaways-stephin-merritt-music/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/white-stripes-ludacris-runaways-stephin-merritt-music/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/tasty-vittles/" rel="tag">Tasty Vittles</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/music/" rel="tag">Music</a></p><em>Required listening from the week in music</em>. <br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Under-Great-White-Northern-Lights/dp/B0034JGBM0/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/whitestripes-240.jpg" alt="" /></a>The live album "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Under-Great-White-Northern-Lights/dp/B0034JGBM0/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>Under Great Northern Lights</strong></a>" chronicles <a href="http://music.aol.com/artist/the-white-stripes">The Whites Stripes</a>' 2007 trek across Canada. The accompanying tour documentary shows Meg and Jack White on and off stage, in what could quite possibly be their final tour. Well, final tour as The White Stripes anyway. <a target="_blank" href="http://music.aol.com/artist/jack-white">Jack</a> has so many side projects, Meg is bound to show up in one of them eventually. (<a href="http://www.spinner.com/new-releases#/1" target="_blank">Listen to the full album now</a> on Spinner.) <br />
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Also in stores: <br />
-- Fans of <a target="_blank" href="http://music.aol.com/artist/stephin-merritt">Stephin Merritt</a> and <a href="http://music.aol.com/artist/magnetic-fields" target="_blank">The Magnetic Fields</a> will want to check out his <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Coraline-Original-Off-Broadway-Cast-Recording/dp/B00365QS70/asylum.com-20" target="_blank">score for the Off-Broadway musical production of Neil Gaiman's "<strong>Coraline</strong></a>." A musical and a movie? What will "Coraline" become next? <a href="http://www.badfads.com/pages/collectibles/pogs.html" target="_blank">Pogs</a>, perhaps? Okay, probably not pogs. <br />
-- Does your knowledge of <a href="http://music.aol.com/artist/the-runaways" target="_blank">The Runaways</a> begin and end with "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG5LkU4646E">Cherry Bomb</a>"? Well, the "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mercury-Albums-Anthology-Runaways/dp/B0036ZKLL4/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>Mercury Albums Anthology: The Runaways</strong></a>" is here to educate you on the musical stylings of <a target="_blank" href="http://music.aol.com/artist/joan-jett">Joan Jett</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://music.aol.com/artist/lita-ford">Lita Ford</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://music.aol.com/artist/cherie-currie">Cherie Currie</a> and the rest, before the <a href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-runaways/38105/main" target="_blank">Kristen Stewart / Dakota Fanning movie</a> hits theaters. Hopefully the sequel will be set in the '80s when Jett was with the Blackhearts and Ford <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy3fJ8Nmzyw" target="_blank">hung out with Ozzy</a>. <br />
-- <a href="http://music.aol.com/artist/ludacris" target="_blank"><strong>Ludacris</strong></a> continues his scientific investigation into the correlation between low-rise pants and a woman's stature on "<a href="http://music.aol.com/video/how-low/ludacris/bc:62965706001" target="_blank">How Low</a>," the lead single off "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Battle-Sexes-Ludacris/dp/B0033YKCR6/asylum.com-20" target="_blank">Battle of the Sexes</a>." Is he supposed to be one of the mirror ghosts from the <a href="http://disneyland.disney.go.com/disneyland/en_US/parks/attractions/detail?name=HauntedMansionAttractionPage&amp;bhcp=1" target="_blank">Haunted Mansion ride</a> in that video?<br /><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/white-stripes-ludacris-runaways-stephin-merritt-music/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19401085/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/white-stripes-ludacris-runaways-stephin-merritt-music/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/white-stripes-ludacris-runaways-stephin-merritt-music/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>coraline</category><category>ludacris</category><category>New Music</category><category>NewMusic</category><category>stephin merritt</category><category>StephinMerritt</category><category>the magnetic fields</category><category>The Runaways</category><category>TheMagneticFields</category><category>TheRunaways</category><category>Under Great White Northern Lights</category><category>UnderGreatWhiteNorthernLights</category><category>white stripes</category><category>WhiteStripes</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-16T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'Star Wars' Burlesque Star Inspires Hilarious Puns</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/courtney-cruz-star-wars-burlesque-star-inspires-hilarious-puns/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/courtney-cruz-star-wars-burlesque-star-inspires-hilarious-puns/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/courtney-cruz-star-wars-burlesque-star-inspires-hilarious-puns/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/women/" rel="tag">Women</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/the-noble-prize/" rel="tag">The Noble Prize</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/movies/" rel="tag">Movies</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/star-wars-186.jpg" alt="" />Recently we spoke to <a href="http://courtneycruz.net/gallery/courtney-pics/" target="_blank">Courtney Cruz</a>, the woman behind the <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/star-wars-burlesque-tattoo-stormtrooper-courtney-cruz/" target="_blank">"Star Wars" Stormtrooper burlesque</a> that is currently heating up the Web. Turns out our readers are just as enamored with this sultry servant of Lord Vader as we are. While they might not be <a href="http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/synthful/epic-star-wars-tattoo/" target="_blank">tattooing her on their arms</a>, Courtney's stage show inspired readers to offer some hilarious "Star Wars"-themed puns. <br />
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<strong>Jonathan </strong>took the opportunity to channel a popular television detective with his comment: <strong>"Obligatory 'CSI: Miami' opening:<br />
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Caruso: Star Wars Tattoo, eh? Looks like that guy's been ... [puts on sunglasses] to TATTOOINE.<br />
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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"</strong><br />
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<strong>Sha-Diddy </strong>employed a variation of our favorite <a href="http://www.starwars.com/community/news/media/f20070724/index.html" target="_blank">Ralph Wiggum quote</a>: <strong>"She makes me want to do a Han-Solo with my Wookie."</strong> (We're not entirely sure what that means, but it probably has something to do with <a target="_blank" href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/01/27/masturbation-linked-to-cancer/">masturbation</a>.)<br />
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Finally, <strong>smokeyanthony</strong> says what we're all thinking: <strong>"She's the droid I've been searching for."</strong><br />
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These comments just prove what we already knew: Asylum readers are Jedi Knights at <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/01/top-10-star-wars-quotes-that-describe-our-sex-lives/" target="_blank">describing their sex lives with "Star Wars" quotes</a>.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/courtney-cruz-star-wars-burlesque-star-inspires-hilarious-puns/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19400801/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/courtney-cruz-star-wars-burlesque-star-inspires-hilarious-puns/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/courtney-cruz-star-wars-burlesque-star-inspires-hilarious-puns/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>courtney cruz</category><category>CourtneyCruz</category><category>reader feedback</category><category>ReaderFeedback</category><category>sexy stormtrooper</category><category>SexyStormtrooper</category><category>Star Wars</category><category>Star Wars Burlesque</category><category>StarWars</category><category>StarWarsBurlesque</category><category>Stormtrooper</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-16T12:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Kate Winslet Single; 'Jersey Shore''s J-Woww Swears Off Breast Implants</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/kate-winslet-sam-mendes-jwoww-jeff-garlin-jay-leno-amanda-seyfried/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/kate-winslet-sam-mendes-jwoww-jeff-garlin-jay-leno-amanda-seyfried/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/kate-winslet-sam-mendes-jwoww-jeff-garlin-jay-leno-amanda-seyfried/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/celebrity/" rel="tag">Celebrity</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/cheat-sheet/" rel="tag">Cheat Sheet</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p><em>Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train wrecks</em>. <br />
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<strong><a target="_blank" href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/15/jersey-shore-jwoww-vows-there-is-no-way-im-going-bigger/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/jenni-farley-ethan-miller-getty-186-nn031610.jpg" /></a>Kate Winslet </strong>and <strong>Sam Mendes</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://theblemish.com/2010/03/kate-winslet-to-join-jennifer-love-hewitt-at-the-singles-buffet-line/">split up after seven years of marriage</a>. (The Blemish) <br />
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"Jersey Shore" star <strong>Jenni</strong> <strong>"J-Woww"</strong> <strong>Farley </strong>has vowed <a target="_blank" href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/15/jersey-shore-jwoww-vows-there-is-no-way-im-going-bigger/">never to get another breast augmentation surgery</a>. (Popeater)<br />
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<strong>Jeff Garlin </strong><a target="_blank" href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/16/jay-leno-conan-obrien-jeff-garlin-tonight-show-nbc-radio-interview/">ripped <strong>Jay Leno</strong></a>, saying that the "Tonight Show" host "has no character." (TMZ)<br />
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<strong>Amanda Seyfried</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/amanda-seyfried-nude-lesbian-dog-sex-party">wore a nude body stocking</a> in a new Esquire pictorial. (FilmDrunk)<br />
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</strong>Combine your love of <strong>sexy women</strong> and <strong>bracketology</strong> in the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.esquire.com/women/the-sexiest-woman-alive/bracket-tournament/">"Sexiest Woman Alive Madness."</a> (Esquire)<br />
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<strong>"Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane"</strong> and <strong>"Captain Marvel" </strong>are <a target="_blank" href="http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/2010/03/comic-book-movies-for-kids.php">two kid-friendly comics destined for the big screen</a>. (AMC SciFi Scanner)<br />
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Andre Agassi</strong> accused <strong>Pete Sampras </strong>of <a target="_blank" href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/03/andre-aggasi-pete-sampras-is-cheap">being cheap</a>. (With Leather)<br />
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The <a target="_blank" href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/tvnews/hbos-treme-trailer-has-got-soul">first trailer for <strong>"Treme,"</strong></a> the latest show from the creator of "The Wire," has hit the Web. (Screen Junkies)<br />
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Find out what happened to <strong>Danny Lloyd </strong>from<strong> </strong>"The Shining" and other <a target="_blank" href="http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/15/what-happened-to-the-children-of-horror-movies/">child stars of classic horror movies</a>. (Unreality Mag)<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/kate-winslet-sam-mendes-jwoww-jeff-garlin-jay-leno-amanda-seyfried/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19400809/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/kate-winslet-sam-mendes-jwoww-jeff-garlin-jay-leno-amanda-seyfried/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/16/kate-winslet-sam-mendes-jwoww-jeff-garlin-jay-leno-amanda-seyfried/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>jay leno</category><category>JayLeno</category><category>jeff garlin</category><category>JeffGarlin</category><category>jenni farley</category><category>JenniFarley</category><category>jersey shore</category><category>JerseyShore</category><category>jwoww</category><category>Kate Winslet</category><category>KateWinslet</category><category>Sam Mendes</category><category>SamMendes</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-16T10:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'The Pacific,' Superman Exposed, Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theories and More</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/the-pacific-chelsea-handler-chelsea-chelsea-bang-bang-jesse-ventura-books/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/the-pacific-chelsea-handler-chelsea-chelsea-bang-bang-jesse-ventura-books/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/the-pacific-chelsea-handler-chelsea-chelsea-bang-bang-jesse-ventura-books/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/tasty-vittles/" rel="tag">Tasty Vittles</a></p><em>Required reading from the week in books.</em> <br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pacific-Hugh-Ambrose/dp/045123023X/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/pacific-186-1268686427.jpg" alt="" /></a>If you're enjoying HBO's "<a href="http://television.aol.com/show/the-pacific/11638188/main" target="_blank"><strong>The Pacific</strong></a>," the<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pacific-Hugh-Ambrose/dp/045123023X/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"> companion book by historian Hugh Ambrose</a> should be right up your alley. HBO miniseries about war and their companion books: making dads cry since "<a href="http://television.aol.com/show/band-of-brothers/273233/main" target="_blank">Band of Brothers</a>."<br />
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Also in stores: <br />
-- <a href="http://television.aol.com/celebs/chelsea-handler/469266/main" target="_blank">Chelsea Handler</a> takes on boyfriends, family and booze in "<strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chelsea-Bang-Handler/dp/0446552445/asylum.com-20" target="_blank">Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang</a>," </strong>her latest collection of essays. If you're a fan of "<a href="http://television.aol.com/show/chelsea-lately/1269234/main" target="_blank">Chelsea Lately</a>," it's like that -- only without the annoying comedians and the poor little person Chelsea always rips on.<br />
-- "<strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Our-Hero-Superman-Earth-America/dp/0300118171/asylum.com-20" target="_blank">Our Hero: Superman on Earth</a></strong>" examines Superman's place as an enduring icon of truth, justice and the American way. Someone needs to write a follow-up on how Lois Lane has set journalists back to the "<a href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/his-girl-friday/3908/main" target="_blank">His Girl Friday</a>" days. Seriously, she still can't see through Clark Kent's glasses? <br />
-- Jesse Ventura offers an extension of his TruTV show, "<a href="http://television.aol.com/show/conspiracy-theory-with-jesse-ventura/11538992/main" target="_blank">Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura</a>," with his latest book "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/American-Conspiracies-Dirty-Government-Tells/dp/160239802X/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>American Conspiracies: Lies, Lies, and More Dirty Lies That the Government Tells Us</strong></a>." You might say he's putting the "body breaker" on conspiracies. You might say that, if you're <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/01/26/ati-goes-to-wwe-event-discovers-why-wrestling-remains-popular/">big wrestling dork</a>.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/the-pacific-chelsea-handler-chelsea-chelsea-bang-bang-jesse-ventura-books/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19399511/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/the-pacific-chelsea-handler-chelsea-chelsea-bang-bang-jesse-ventura-books/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/the-pacific-chelsea-handler-chelsea-chelsea-bang-bang-jesse-ventura-books/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>american conspiracies</category><category>AmericanConspiracies</category><category>chelsea chelsea bang bang</category><category>chelsea handler</category><category>ChelseaChelseaBangBang</category><category>ChelseaHandler</category><category>Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura</category><category>ConspiracyTheoryWithJesseVentura</category><category>jesse ventura</category><category>JesseVentura</category><category>new books</category><category>NewBooks</category><category>the pacific</category><category>ThePacific</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-15T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Readers Would Like You to Stop Butchering These Karaoke Classics</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/stop-butchering-these-karaoke-classics-baby-got-back-hotel-california-american-pie-toto-africa/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/stop-butchering-these-karaoke-classics-baby-got-back-hotel-california-american-pie-toto-africa/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/stop-butchering-these-karaoke-classics-baby-got-back-hotel-california-american-pie-toto-africa/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/booze/" rel="tag">Booze</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/the-noble-prize/" rel="tag">The Noble Prize</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/music/" rel="tag">Music</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/karaoke-stock-photo-getty-240.jpg" />Recently we asked some barkeeps for their picks of the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/the-most-poorly-performed-karaoke-songs-in-the-u-s/">most commonly butchered karaoke jams</a>. While they singled out usual suspects like "<a target="_blank" href="http://music.aol.com/video/dont-stop-believin/journey/sony:36253732001">Don't Stop Believin</a>'" and "<a target="_blank" href="http://music.aol.com/video/sweet-caroline-aol-sessions/neil-diamond/1797560">Sweet Caroline</a>" -- a bar full of people singing "bum bum bum" in unison always unsettles a drinkslinger -- you guys offered some fantastic suggestions for songs that you hope to never hear belted by a sloshed frat guy at 2 a.m.<br />
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<strong>Cleezy</strong> sympathized with a suggestion offered by Candice from <a target="_blank" href="http://www.myspace.com/egoslounge">Ego's Lounge</a>: <strong>"It's comforting to know that I'm probably not the only one to be booed off the stage while rocking out to 'Baby Got Back.'"<br />
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<strong>Pete </strong>suggested any song with a lengthy instrumental solo: <strong>"Nothing kills a karaoke bar like somebody awkwardly dancing through the guitar solo portion of 'Hotel California,' or having to hear 'American Pie''s refrain come back around for the 30th time."</strong><br />
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<strong>Jo </strong>shared a tale of woe from her days of working as a karaoke hostess:<strong> "By far, the WORST song was 'I Will Always Love You' -- seriously, drunk girls singing that one actually led me to leave the bar for the duration of the song ..."</strong><br />
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Finally, <strong>Matt Goodwin</strong> reminded us of a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCca5mPMp9A">classic '80s soft-rock tune</a> that we've attempted on several (drunken) occasions: <strong>"I would nominate the song, 'Africa,' by Toto. If you think you can hit the 'bless the rains' chorus without spitting up blood, you're a damn fool."<br />
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</strong>Truer words were rarely spoken, Matt. We could never measure up to the smooth vocal stylings of Toto frontman <a target="_blank" href="http://www.stevelukather.net/images/pictures/toto82f.jpg">Bobby Kimball</a> and his mighty <a target="_blank" href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/01/06/american-mustache-institute-re-examining-the-beard/">mustache of power</a>.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/stop-butchering-these-karaoke-classics-baby-got-back-hotel-california-american-pie-toto-africa/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19398911/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/stop-butchering-these-karaoke-classics-baby-got-back-hotel-california-american-pie-toto-africa/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/stop-butchering-these-karaoke-classics-baby-got-back-hotel-california-american-pie-toto-africa/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>africa</category><category>American Pie</category><category>AmericanPie</category><category>Baby Got Back</category><category>BabyGotBack</category><category>hotel california</category><category>HotelCalifornia</category><category>I Will Always Love You</category><category>IWillAlwaysLoveYou</category><category>karaoke</category><category>reader feedback</category><category>ReaderFeedback</category><category>sir mix a lot</category><category>SirMixALot</category><category>Toto</category><category>worst karaoke songs</category><category>WorstKaraokeSongs</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-15T12:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'South Park' Rips on Tiger Woods; 'Predators' Hits SXSW</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/south-park-tiger-woods-predators-sxsw-peter-graves-dies/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/south-park-tiger-woods-predators-sxsw-peter-graves-dies/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/south-park-tiger-woods-predators-sxsw-peter-graves-dies/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/celebrity/" rel="tag">Celebrity</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/cheat-sheet/" rel="tag">Cheat Sheet</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p><em>Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks</em>. <br />
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<strong><a target="_blank" href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/03/tiger-woods-gets-south-parked"><img hspace="4" border="1" align="left" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/tiger-woods-robyn-beck-afp-getty-186-nn031510.jpg" /></a>Tiger Woods</strong> is <a target="_blank" href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/03/tiger-woods-gets-south-parked">getting the "South Park" treatment</a> in the show's season premiere on Wednesday. (Radar Online)<br />
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movienews/predators-footage-rocks-sxsw">The first trailer for "<strong>Predators</strong>,"</a> the upcoming "Predator" reboot, screened at <a href="http://music.aol.com/sxsw/" target="_blank">SXSW 2010</a>. (Screen Junkies) <br />
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<strong>Peter Graves</strong>, star of "Mission: Impossible" and "Airplane," <a target="_blank" href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/14/peter-graves-dead/">died of a sudden heart attack at the age of 83</a>. (Popeater)<br />
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The artist behind the<strong> "I'm With Coco" </strong>poster <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/14/conan-obrien-mike-mitchell-im-with-coco-logo-legally-prohibited-from-being-funny-on-television-tour/">discussed his newfound Internet fame, as well as Conan O'Brien's upcoming tour</a>. (TMZ)<br />
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<strong>Lady Gaga</strong>'s nine-minute video for <strong>"</strong>Telephone<strong>"</strong> (<em>NSFW</em>) is <a target="_blank" href="http://theblemish.com/2010/03/lady-gaga-has-a-music-video/">filled with references to Quentin Tarantino films</a>. (The Blemish)<br />
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Steven Spielberg</strong> could <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ugo.com/movies/spielberg-to-direct-the-robopocalypse">direct an adaptation of the sci-fi novel "Robopocalypse."</a> (UGO)<br />
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Model <strong>Irina Krupnik</strong> is <a target="_blank" href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/four-fn-minutes-of-motherfn-iron-man">suing Universal for using her photo</a> in "Couple's Retreat." It served as masturbation fodder for <strong>Jon Favreau</strong>'s character. (FilmDrunk)<br />
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<strong>Erin Andrews</strong> was spotted <a target="_blank" href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/03/erin-andrews-is-dancing-talking">rehearsing for "Dancing With the Stars."</a> (With Leather)<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/south-park-tiger-woods-predators-sxsw-peter-graves-dies/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19398957/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/south-park-tiger-woods-predators-sxsw-peter-graves-dies/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/south-park-tiger-woods-predators-sxsw-peter-graves-dies/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Peter Graves</category><category>PeterGraves</category><category>predator reboot</category><category>PredatorReboot</category><category>predators</category><category>south park</category><category>SouthPark</category><category>tiger woods</category><category>tiger woods south park</category><category>TigerWoods</category><category>TigerWoodsSouthPark</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-15T10:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>For Sale -- World's Oldest Whiskey; Student Elopes With Teacher; 'Alice' Porn</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/worlds-oldest-whiskey-alice-in-wonderland-porn-male-slave-leia-airwalk/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/worlds-oldest-whiskey-alice-in-wonderland-porn-male-slave-leia-airwalk/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/worlds-oldest-whiskey-alice-in-wonderland-porn-male-slave-leia-airwalk/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/sex/" rel="tag">Sex</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/booze/" rel="tag">Booze</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/asylum-network-news/" rel="tag">Asylum Network News</a></p><em>Checking in with Asylum bureaus from around the world</em>. <br />
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<strong><a href="http://www.asylumitalia.it/2010/03/11/cinema-hot-torna-nelle-sale-alice-nel-paese-delle-pornomeravig/" target="_blank"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/alicepornomusical.jpg" alt="" /></a></strong>Leave it to <strong>Asylum Italy</strong> to remind us that before "<a href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/alice-in-wonderland/33073/main" target="_blank">Alice in Wonderland</a>" was a hit Tim Burton movie, <a href="http://www.asylumitalia.it/2010/03/11/cinema-hot-torna-nelle-sale-alice-nel-paese-delle-pornomeravig/" target="_blank">it was a '70s porn musical</a>.<br />
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<strong>Asylum UK</strong> alerted us to the <a href="http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/03/12/worlds-oldest-malt-goes-on-sale-feeling-rich/" target="_blank">sale of the world's oldest whiskey</a>. <br />
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<strong>Asylum India</strong> has news of a 16-year-old boy who <a href="http://www.asylum.in/2010/03/09/16-year-old-student-elopes-with-science-teacher/" target="_blank">eloped with his 21-year-old teacher</a>. <br />
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<strong>ComicsAlliance</strong> spotted an elusive "<a href="http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/03/14/the-male-slave-leia-cosplayer-eccc/" target="_blank">male Slave Leia cosplayer</a>" at the Emerald City Comic-Con.<br />
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Asylum France</strong> discovered that <a href="http://fr.asylum.com/2010/03/10/Buvez-2-verres-dalcool-par-jour-pour-lutter-contre-lobesite/" target="_blank">boozing it up can actually fight obesity</a>. <br />
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StreetLevel </strong>knows which Marvel Comics characters will be <a href="http://www.streetlevel.com/2010/03/08/marvel-x-airwalk/" target="_blank">gracing the latest gear from Airwalk</a>. <br />
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<strong>Asylum Japan</strong> showed us video of a <a href="http://www.asylum.jp/2010/03/14/crazy-fan-lies-down-on-mexico-race-track-truck-sails-over-him/" target="_blank">crazy rally where trucks jump over people</a>. <br />
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<strong>Asylum Germany </strong>has footage of a <a href="http://de.asylum.com/2010/03/11/heisze-lingerie-show-in-schnee-und-eis/" target="_blank">lingerie show that took place in icy conditions</a>.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/worlds-oldest-whiskey-alice-in-wonderland-porn-male-slave-leia-airwalk/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19398743/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/worlds-oldest-whiskey-alice-in-wonderland-porn-male-slave-leia-airwalk/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/worlds-oldest-whiskey-alice-in-wonderland-porn-male-slave-leia-airwalk/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>alice in wonderland</category><category>alice in wonderland porn</category><category>AliceInWonderland</category><category>AliceInWonderlandPorn</category><category>booze</category><category>student marries teacher</category><category>StudentMarriesTeacher</category><category>whiskey</category><category>worlds oldest whiskey</category><category>WorldsOldestWhiskey</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-15T09:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'Green Zone,' 'Mother,' 'She's Out of My League' and More in New Movies</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/green-zone-mother-shes-out-of-my-league-remember-me-movies/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/green-zone-mother-shes-out-of-my-league-remember-me-movies/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/green-zone-mother-shes-out-of-my-league-remember-me-movies/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/tasty-vittles/" rel="tag">Tasty Vittles</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/movies/" rel="tag">Movies</a></p><em>Required viewing from the week in movies</em>. <br />
<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/mother/1435841/main"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/mother-186.jpg" /></a>The spine-tingling Korean murder mystery "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/mother/1435841/main"><strong>Mother</strong></a>" is director Bong Joon-ho's follow-up to the awesome monster movie "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-host/27267/main">The Host</a>." This time out, the story involves a mother who must defend her son when he is accused of murder. With only two features under his belt, Joon-ho is proving that he can tackle any genre. Perhaps a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/10/30/zombie-babes-terrorize-to-the-new-york-streets/">zombie</a> musical-comedy could be next?<br />
<strong><br />
Also in theaters: </strong><br />
-- <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/matt-damon/1435473/main">Matt Damon</a> re-teams with his "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-bourne-supremacy/16436/main?icid=movsmartsearch">Bourne Supremacy</a>" director for the Iraq War drama "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/green-zone/30373/main"><strong>Green Zone</strong></a>." And (wouldn't you know it?) it looks like "Bourne in Baghdad." <br />
-- Poor <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/jay-baruchel/2035227/main">Jay Baruchel</a>. So funny in "<a target="_blank" href="http://television.aol.com/show/undeclared/761904/main">Undeclared</a>." He deserves better than subpar Judd Apatow comedies like "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/shes-out-of-my-league/38533/main"><strong>She's Out of My League</strong></a>."<br />
-- If your girlfriend drags you to see the romantic weepie "<a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/remember-me/37888/main"><strong>Remember Me</strong></a>" this weekend, beware the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/17/werewolves-in-twilight-besmirch-cinematic-werewolfery/">Twi-hards</a>. They'll bite ya! (Or at least try to before getting distracted by <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/robert-pattinson/2159062/main?icid=movsmartsearch">RPattz</a>'s piercing blue eyes.)<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/green-zone-mother-shes-out-of-my-league-remember-me-movies/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19397186/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/green-zone-mother-shes-out-of-my-league-remember-me-movies/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/green-zone-mother-shes-out-of-my-league-remember-me-movies/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Bong Joon-ho</category><category>BongJoon-ho</category><category>bourne ultimatum</category><category>BourneUltimatum</category><category>green zone</category><category>GreenZone</category><category>matt damon</category><category>MattDamon</category><category>mother</category><category>new movies</category><category>NewMovies</category><category>remember me</category><category>RememberMe</category><category>shes out of my league</category><category>ShesOutOfMyLeague</category><category>The Host</category><category>TheHost</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-12T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Conan O'Brien Annouces Tour Dates; Leonardo da Vinci -- Action Hero?</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/conan-obrien-tours-tiger-returns-celebrity-rehab-dmx/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/conan-obrien-tours-tiger-returns-celebrity-rehab-dmx/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/conan-obrien-tours-tiger-returns-celebrity-rehab-dmx/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/celebrity/" rel="tag">Celebrity</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/cheat-sheet/" rel="tag">Cheat Sheet</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p><em>Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks</em>. <br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/11/conan-obrien-comedy-tour-dates/" target="_blank"><strong><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" align="left" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/conan-fans-valerie-macon-getty-031210.jpg" alt="" /></strong></a>Tour dates for<strong> Conan O'Brien'</strong>s <a href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/11/conan-obrien-comedy-tour-dates/" target="_blank">live show</a> were announced. (Popeater) <br />
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<strong>Leonardo da Vinci</strong> will <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movienews/leonardo-da-vinci-action-hero" target="_blank">become an action hero</a> in <strong>"Leonardo da Vinci and the Soldiers of Forever."</strong> (Screen Junkies<span style="text-decoration: underline;">)<br />
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<strong>Tiger Woods</strong> could <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/03/tiger-woods-might-return-to-pga-tour-at-bay-hil" target="_blank">return to the PGA Tour</a> in two weeks. (With Leather) <br />
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<strong>"Celebrity Rehab" </strong>wants to <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/12/dmx-celebrity-rehab-arrest-rapper-dr-drew-pinsky/" target="_blank">recruit <strong>DMX</strong></a>. (TMZ)<br />
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Michelle Branch </strong>showed off her <a href="http://theblemish.com/2010/03/michelle-branch-does-inked/" target="_blank">lower back ink</a>. (The Blemish) <br />
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<strong>"Walk the Line" </strong>and <strong>"Pulp Fiction" </strong>are two of the <a href="http://www.dailyfill.com/20-Visually-Stimulating-Movie-Posters-51708/#id=1" target="_blank">20 most visually stimulating movie posters</a>. (Daily Fill) <br />
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<strong>Whitney Port</strong> from <strong>"The City"</strong> was <a href="http://www.ninjadude.com/index.php/whitney-port-bikini-pics-miami" target="_blank">spotted in a bikini</a>. (Ninja Dude) <br />
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Are these <a href="http://www.holytaco.com/25-hot-gamer-chicks" target="_blank">sexy girls actually gamers</a>? Do you even care? (Holy Taco)<br />
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<strong>Tricia Helfer</strong>, of<strong> "Battlestar Galactica"</strong> fame, is one of the <a href="http://www.ugo.com/tv/girls-of-geekdom-tricia-helfer" target="_blank">great girls of geekdom. </a>(UGO)<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/conan-obrien-tours-tiger-returns-celebrity-rehab-dmx/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19396052/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/conan-obrien-tours-tiger-returns-celebrity-rehab-dmx/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/conan-obrien-tours-tiger-returns-celebrity-rehab-dmx/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>conan obrien</category><category>conan obrien live</category><category>ConanObrien</category><category>ConanObrienLive</category><category>leonardo da vinci</category><category>leonardo da vinci and the soldiers of forever</category><category>LeonardoDaVinci</category><category>LeonardoDaVinciAndTheSoldiersOfForever</category><category>tiger woods</category><category>TigerWoods</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-12T10:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'Final Fantasy XIII,' 'Yakuza 3,' 'Racquet Sports' and More in New Video Games</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/final-fantasy-xiii-yakuza-3-wii-racquet-sports-calling-games/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/final-fantasy-xiii-yakuza-3-wii-racquet-sports-calling-games/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/final-fantasy-xiii-yakuza-3-wii-racquet-sports-calling-games/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/tasty-vittles/" rel="tag">Tasty Vittles</a></p><em>Required playing from the week in video games</em>. <br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Final-Fantasy-XIII-Playstation-3/dp/B000FQ2DTA/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/ff-240.jpg" alt="" /></a>The long-awaited "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Final-Fantasy-XIII-Playstation-3/dp/B000FQ2DTA/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>Final Fantasy XIII</strong></a>" features a cutting-edge battle system, seamless cinematics and ... wait a sec, you're playing it right now, aren't you? If you aren't on board with "<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/15/steamy-erotic-final-fantasy-fan-fiction/">Final Fantasy</a>" at this point, you probably never will be. Though may we recommend the "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Kingdom-Hearts-II-Playstation-2/dp/B0009A4EVM/asylum.com-20" target="_blank">Kingdom Hearts</a>" games as a good entry point? Pairing FF characters with <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/20/mickey-mouse-sues-donald-duck/">Donald Duck</a> and Goofy is pretty much the greatest idea ever. <br />
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Also in stores: <br />
-- Sure, "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Yakuza-3-Playstation/dp/B0030GBSUC/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>Yakuza 3</strong></a>" features plenty of "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Grand-Theft-Auto-IV-Playstation-3/dp/B000HKP88C/asylum.com-20" target="_blank">Grand Theft Auto</a>"-style murdering and mayhem. But it's the mini-games -- everything from darts to karaoke -- that are the real selling point. There is even something called "aromatherapy massage." Hey, the game still needs <em>some </em>illicit vice. <br />
-- "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Racquet-Sports-w-Camera-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B0033ZX704/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>Racquet Sports</strong></a>" lives up to its name with <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/01/04/wii-or-gigi/">Wii</a> versions of badminton, squash, beach tennis and more. When are we going to get a good old-fashioned lawn tennis game? <br />
-- The survival horror game "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Calling-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B0030GBTYC/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>Calling</strong></a>" lets you use your Wiimote as a cell phone or flashlight. Weirdly enough, the Wiimote gives you 4G coverage. Is there anything it can't do?<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/final-fantasy-xiii-yakuza-3-wii-racquet-sports-calling-games/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19395300/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/final-fantasy-xiii-yakuza-3-wii-racquet-sports-calling-games/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/final-fantasy-xiii-yakuza-3-wii-racquet-sports-calling-games/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Calling</category><category>Final Fantasy</category><category>Final Fantasy XIII</category><category>FinalFantasy</category><category>FinalFantasyXiii</category><category>nintendo wii</category><category>NintendoWii</category><category>racquet sports</category><category>RacquetSports</category><category>yakuza-3</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-11T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Pizza Box of the Future Company Thanks Asylum With Adorable Video</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/environmentally-conscious-organization-green-box-pizza-box-thanks-asylum-with-adorable-vide/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/environmentally-conscious-organization-green-box-pizza-box-thanks-asylum-with-adorable-vide/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/environmentally-conscious-organization-green-box-pizza-box-thanks-asylum-with-adorable-vide/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/the-noble-prize/" rel="tag">The Noble Prize</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/greenbox-240.jpg" alt="" />Back in April of last year, we brought to your attention a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/04/28/the-pizza-box-of-the-future-has-arrived/">video of the Green Box</a>, an amazing pizza box of the future. Created by the geniuses at <a target="_blank" href="http://ecoincorporated.com/ecoincorporated.com/Home.html">Environmentally Conscious Organization, Incorporated</a>, the Green Box is made from 100 percent-recycled material which can easily be separated into sections for plates and leftover storage. (If only we had this back in college. Think of the trees that we'd have saved!) <br />
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As a thank you for bringing the Green Box to the masses, <strong>Jen Wright </strong>of ECO, Inc. sent us a special message and a link to the company's heartwarming (and hilarious) new ad. <br />
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Here's Jen's message (the adorable video is below): <br />
<strong><br />
"From the bottom of our hearts, we at ECO Incorporated (makers of the<br />
Green Box - the Pizza Box of the Future) would humbly like to thank the<br />
folks at Asylum for their unwavering support!<br />
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Amazingly, a quick review of our youtube analytics reveals that, of the<br />
809K hits our Green Box video has received, more than ONE QUARTER were<br />
kindly brought to us by Asylum.com. As a start-up company, we are<br />
greatly appreciative of this attention!<br />
<br />
On that note, we thought that your readers might be interested in<br />
viewing our next video; it'll tug at their heartstrings a little and<br />
maybe, just maybe make them want to save the world - one pizza<br />
box at a time for a little pizza eater of their own one day."</strong><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_uCWu-N1dCw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_uCWu-N1dCw&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/environmentally-conscious-organization-green-box-pizza-box-thanks-asylum-with-adorable-vide/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19394323/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/environmentally-conscious-organization-green-box-pizza-box-thanks-asylum-with-adorable-vide/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/environmentally-conscious-organization-green-box-pizza-box-thanks-asylum-with-adorable-vide/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>ECO</category><category>eco-friendly</category><category>environmentally conscious organization</category><category>EnvironmentallyConsciousOrganization</category><category>green box</category><category>GreenBox</category><category>Inc</category><category>pizza box</category><category>PizzaBox</category><category>reader feedback</category><category>ReaderFeedback</category><category>recycling</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-11T12:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Corey Feldman Remembers Corey Haim; Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/corey-feldman-corey-haim-lindsay-lohan-e-trade-tiger-woods-jamie-jungers/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/corey-feldman-corey-haim-lindsay-lohan-e-trade-tiger-woods-jamie-jungers/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/corey-feldman-corey-haim-lindsay-lohan-e-trade-tiger-woods-jamie-jungers/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/celebrity/" rel="tag">Celebrity</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/cheat-sheet/" rel="tag">Cheat Sheet</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p><em>Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks</em>. <br />
<strong><br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/10/corey-on-corey-dont-jump-to-conclusions/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/corey-feldman-cory-haim-frazer-harrison-getty-186-nn031110.jpg" /></a>Corey Feldman</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/10/corey-on-corey-dont-jump-to-conclusions/">addressed rumors of an overdose</a> that allegedly caused his pal <strong>Corey Haim</strong>'s death on "Larry King Live." (TMZ)<br />
<strong><br />
Lindsay Lohan</strong> is <a target="_blank" href="http://theblemish.com/2010/03/lindsay-has-been-wronged/">suing E-Trade for $100 million</a> for using her first name in a recent ad featuring its talking babies. (The Blemish)<br />
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A clip from <strong>Corey Haim</strong>'s <a target="_blank" href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/clip-from-corey-haims-last-movie">final movie</a> was released. (FilmDrunk) <br />
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<strong>AMC </strong>is teaming with <strong>Mattel</strong> for a series of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/mattel-launches-mad-men-collectible-barbie-dolls,39079/">"Mad Men" Barbie dolls</a>. (AV Club) <br />
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<strong>Tiger Woods</strong>' lover <strong>Jamie Jungers</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/10/jamie-jungers-howard-stern-tiger-woods/">was named "Miss Mistress"</a> on "The Howard Stern Show." (Popeater)<br />
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<strong>Robert Pattinson</strong> claims he was <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dailyfill.com/Robert-Pattinson-I-Got-Beaten-Up-a-Lot-as-a-Kid-51557/">beaten up a lot</a> as a kid. (Daily Fill) <br />
<strong><br />
</strong><strong>Zooey Deschanel </strong>and <strong>Joseph Gordon-Levitt</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/10/zooey-deschanel-and-joseph-gordon-levitt-rob-a-bankin-style/">rob a bank in a musical short film</a> from the director of "(500) Days of Summer." (Unreality Mag)<br />
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<strong>Demi Moore</strong> is teaching her daughter <strong>Rumer</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://actressarchives.com/news.php?id=21615">how to pole dance</a>. (Actress Archives)<br />
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Here are some <a target="_blank" href="http://www.holytaco.com/shay-maria-pictures">photos of super-hot Internet model <strong>Shay Maria</strong></a>. (Holy Taco)<br />
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Check out what would happen if <strong>Quentin Tarantino</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ugo.com/movies/exclusive-first-lines-from-quentin-tarantinos-brainy-smurf">took a pass at "The Smurfs" script</a>. (UGO)<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/corey-feldman-corey-haim-lindsay-lohan-e-trade-tiger-woods-jamie-jungers/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19392857/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/corey-feldman-corey-haim-lindsay-lohan-e-trade-tiger-woods-jamie-jungers/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/corey-feldman-corey-haim-lindsay-lohan-e-trade-tiger-woods-jamie-jungers/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>corey feldman</category><category>Corey Haim</category><category>corey haim found dead</category><category>CoreyFeldman</category><category>CoreyHaim</category><category>CoreyHaimFoundDead</category><category>etrade</category><category>etrade baby</category><category>EtradeBaby</category><category>lindsay lohan</category><category>LindsayLohan</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-11T10:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>'Boondock Saints II,' 'Up in the Air,' 'Precious' and More in New DVDs</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/boondock-saints-ii-up-in-the-air-precious-tremors-scarecrow-mrs-king/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/boondock-saints-ii-up-in-the-air-precious-tremors-scarecrow-mrs-king/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/boondock-saints-ii-up-in-the-air-precious-tremors-scarecrow-mrs-king/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/tasty-vittles/" rel="tag">Tasty Vittles</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/movies/" rel="tag">Movies</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/tv/" rel="tag">TV</a></p><em>Required viewing from the week in DVD and Blu-ray</em>. <br />
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<img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="left" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/03/boondocksaintsii-240.jpg" alt="" />While "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Boondock-Saints-II-All-Blu-ray/dp/B002UNMWAG/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day</strong></a>" was pretty underwhelming when compared to <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Boondock-Saints-Unrated-Special-Willem/dp/B000IY04Q8/asylum.com-20" target="_blank">the insane original</a>, it makes for fascinating viewing when paired with "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Overnight-Troy-Duffy/dp/B000929VTU/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>Overnight</strong></a>," a documentary about writer/director Troy Duffy's sudden rise to fame (and subsequent flameout). Plus, <a href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/julie-benz/1777282/main" target="_blank">Julie Benz</a> from "<a href="http://television.aol.com/show/dexter/989582/main" target="_blank">Dexter</a>" plays an FBI agent in the "Boondocks" sequel. That should get you through the movie's many rough parts. <br />
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Also in stores: <br />
-- We kind of can't believe that "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Precious-Based-Novel-Push-Sapphire/dp/B002VECM4A/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire</strong></a>" beat the subtle and amusing "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Up-Air-George-Clooney/dp/B00337KM2S/asylum.com-20" target="_blank">Up in the Air</a>" for <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/oscars-academy-awards/nominee-winner">Best Adapted Screenplay at the Oscars</a>. Did the Academy simply vote for the one that had the words "based on the novel" in the title and call it a day?<br />
-- Dig the throwback adventure of "<a href="http://television.aol.com/show/human-target/10511528/main" target="_blank">Human Target</a>" and "<a href="http://television.aol.com/show/chuck/1329189/main" target="_blank">Chuck</a>"? Then check out the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Scarecrow-Mrs-King-Complete-Season/dp/B00005JOJR/asylum.com-20" target="_blank">first season of <strong>"Scarecrow and Mrs. King."</strong></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/bruce-boxleitner/1779299/main">Bruce Boxleitner</a> and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/kate-jackson/1803201/main">Kate Jackson</a> were doing the whole tongue-in-cheek adventure thing way back in 1983.<br />
-- There was a "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tremors-Complete-Victor-Browne/dp/B002ZHKZGA/asylum.com-20" target="_blank"><strong>Tremors</strong></a>" TV series on USA? Here's a better question: Why hasn't the <a href="http://www.moviefone.com/movie/tremors/2824/main" target="_blank">original movie</a> been remade yet? Kevin Bacon and giant worms? Seems like a no-brainer.<br /><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/boondock-saints-ii-up-in-the-air-precious-tremors-scarecrow-mrs-king/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19392114/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/boondock-saints-ii-up-in-the-air-precious-tremors-scarecrow-mrs-king/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/boondock-saints-ii-up-in-the-air-precious-tremors-scarecrow-mrs-king/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>boondock saints</category><category>boondock saints II: All Saints Day</category><category>BoondockSaints</category><category>BoondockSaintsIi:AllSaintsDay</category><category>new blu-rays</category><category>new dvds</category><category>NewBlu-rays</category><category>NewDvds</category><category>Precious:BasedOnTheNovelPushBySapphire</category><category>scarecrow and mrs. king</category><category>ScarecrowAndMrs.King</category><category>up in the air</category><category>UpInTheAir</category><dc:creator>Nicholas Nadel</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-10T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>