Give Thanks for Thanksgiving Roundups

Thanksgiving Poca-Hotness The loveliest Native American costumes (COED) Top 10 Things to Bring on Thanksgiving (Ask Men) Movies to Turn on During Thanksgiving (Ego TV) The People Who Will Ruin Your Holiday Dinner (Guyism) Vodka-Infused Turkey Gobble, Gobble, Slurrr (The Frisky) Avoid Being "That Guy" on Thanksgiving Some helpful anti-d-bag tips (Gunaxin) Funny Thanksgiving...

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A Week of Sexy Calendars and 80's Toys

Women: Sexy Farm Girls Dress Up For Calendars Feat of the Week: Cyclist Bunny Hops 48 Floors Video of the Week: Steven Johnson Discusses 9/11 Snafu Gear: The Greatest Toys of the 80's Below the Belt: Student Loses Scholarship for Starring in Porno ComicsAlliance: The History of Hank Pym Explained...

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Crazy Fish, Crazy LEGOS and Crazy Bible Thumpers

Mantastic of the Week: Man Catches 1,000 Species of Different Fish Games: The Best LEGO 'Star Wars' Creations From This Year's Building Contest Video Roundup: The Worst Christian Rap Videos Entertainment: Burlesque Show Aims to Settle 'Star Wars' vs. 'Star Trek' Viral Vid: Old People Singing the Bed Intruder Song Women: The Evolution of the Female Action Hero StreetLevel:...

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A Week of Robot Hookers and Cooking Testicles

Feat of the Week: Man Spends 62 Years Building Fleet of Ships Out of Matchsticks Video of the Week: Emily McCombs Educates Us on Robot Hookers Women: Hot Facts Girls on Topics We Care About Politics: Obama Waves to Asylum Weird: The World Testicle Cooking Championship StreetLevel: Apple Skull Sculpture and More ComicsAlliance: Batman Getting Hit in the Balls ...

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Asylum's Week -- Walmart Parenting Fails, Our New Miss Universe

Humor: The Bad Parenting of Walmart Shoppers Entertainment: The Amazing Life of Bozo the Clown Women: Miss Mexico is Crowned Miss Universe News: Civil War Reenactor Spends Time in Slave Cabins Weird: Everything You Need to Know About Tasers StreetLevel: The Worst Breakups of NBA Players With Their Former Teams ComicsAlliance: Weird Erotic Superhero Fan Art...

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Asylum's Week -- Beatles-Inspired Stormtroopers, Sexually Charged Cartoons

Photo: Stormtroopers Recreate Famous Beatles Cover Women: The Hottest Geek Babes -- Who's Your Favorite? Feat of the Week: Teen Fights for Grandpa's Life on Facebook Geeky: Great Moments From Star Wars Celebration V Sex: Sexual Innuendos Hidden in Cartoons StreetLevel: The Flyest Private Jets ComicsAlliance: The History of Aquaman ...

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Feel Like an 'American' With an American Express Gift Card

The wonderfully talented George Clooney is starring in the upcoming flick "The American," a story that follows the life of an assassin named Jack. It's really a classic love story: Jack camps out in Italy after a rather harsh job in Sweden. He meets a chick named Clara whom he falls in love with while making this strange weapon for a mysterious contact. But he risks his life, as well as...

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Asylum Awesomeness -- Monkey Children and Pimpin' Deities

Weird: People Keep Monkeys As Children Video of the Week: Comic-Con Attendees Perform Mr. T Song Feat of the Week: Two Friends Correct Grammar Across the U.S. Sex: Gods Who Used Their Awesome Powers to Get Some Tail Food: Mouthwatering Facts About Bacon StreetLevel: House Made From an Airplane ComicsAlliance: Why Dating Supervillains Is Great ...

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Asylum's Bringing Some 'Domo' Into Your Life

Have you ever heard of Domo? You should have. The strange, brown, animated character's Facebook page has exceeded over 100,000 followers since he first hatched from an egg and won the hearts of Japan's youth as the mascot of their national broadcast system, NHK. One reader will be chosen to receive a butt-load of Domo merchandise -- posters, iPhone skins, a laundry bag, a messenger bag, wall...

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Hot Fitness Models and Two-Headed Animals Round Up Asylum's Week

Photo Gallery: The Hottest Fitness Models Humor: All the Crap at Your Parents' House Weird: Asylum's Favorite Two-Headed Creatures Feat of the Week: Woman Can Paint With Her Boobs Dream Job: Professional Klingon Translator StreetLevel: Craziest Contract Hold-Outs in NFL History ComicsAlliance: The History of Rachel Summers, for "X-Men" Junkies...

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