Our Favorite Two-Headed Creatures Take Pet Ownership to the Next Level

Between the proliferation of "monkid" culture and the pet python being as common as a keg at a frat party, exotic pets just aren't cutting it any more for those who aim to be truly original. But Todd Ray, owner of California's Venice Beach Freakshow, opened up a new world of possibility when he bought Pancho and Lefty, a two-headed, six-legged bearded dragon for $5,000. Keep reading for more ...

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Asylum's Week in Review With Porn Stars and Pot Sports

Video of the Week: How Porn Stars Fake the Orgasm Weird: Pro Sport for Stoners Gross: The 5 Grossest Stadiums in America to Buy Food Investigative: Does i-Dosing Really Work? Feat of the Week: College Kids Create Motorized Couch StreetLevel: Sports Injuries Suffered While Celebrating ComicsAlliance: Teen Burns Down School Dressed as Joker ...

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'Mr Ed -- Dead' Book Collects the Funniest Fictional Obits

Death can sometimes be funny -- like in Quentin Tarantino films when someone's head gets chopped off by a samurai sword and a fountain of blood starts spewing out. That's kinda funny. Writers Barry Nelson and Tom Schecker also make death funny in their new book "Mr. Ed: Dead," a collection of obituaries detailing the lives (and deaths) of fictional characters. Keep reading for a few of our ...

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Rounding Up a Week of Asylum With Vintage Playmates and Digital Drugs

Sex: Playboy's New SFW Website Feat of the Week: Surviving a Riptide -- Learn How Women: Secret Life of the Orbit Gum Girl Weird: i-Dosing Is the New Drug of Choice Manly: Manly Motorbikes for the Man Within StreetLevel: 11 Outrageous Fights From Sports History ComicsAlliance: Exclusive Interview With Stan Lee ...

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Comic-Con Attendees Duke It Out With Westboro Baptist Church

Thanks to the Supermen, Wonder Women, Trekkies, Star Wars fanatics and nerds alike, we can all live to fight another day. Attendees of yesterday's Comic-Con were prepared for the onslaught of Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church acolytes. The religious crazies brought their signs and their hate, but unbeknownst to them, the nerds had their own weapons. Check out all the photos at ...

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The Great Asylum Roundup -- Drop Trou and Take a Bow

Feat of the Week: Local Residents Moon Amtrak Trains Booze: Beer Names That Churn Your Stomach Sex: Horrifying Facts About the Vagina Women: Beth Shak Is a Sexy Card Shark Humor: The Funniest Last Words Ever Uttered StreetLevel: Celebrities Who've Been Booed in Strange Places ComicsAlliance: Real-Life Locations in "Scott Pilgrim" Comics ...

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'Scott Pilgrim vs. the World' in Order to Get a Girl

Imagine for a second that the whole "love at first sight" mumbo jumbo was actually a possibility: You've found the girl you want to spend the rest of your life with from the moment you lock eyes with her. Now imagine that this dream girl of yours has a gang of ex-boyfriends looking to maim the new guy in her life. Would you fight through them for the chance to be with your heart's desire? ...

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Man Struck by Lightning, Mauled by Bear

Four years ago, Rick Oliver, 51, was struck by lightning. Ever since, he has had trouble sleeping. As a result, he regularly works on his Chevy Malibu in the middle of the night. It was during one of these late-night automotive work sessions that he was victim of another improbable experience: being mauled by a bear. "I heard this strange huffing and the next thing I know, I had been run ...

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Hot Girls of Facebook Up in Arms About Privacy

Most of us don't realize this, but it's hard out there for hot chicks sometimes. Not only do they have to put up with guys making crude comments about how good they look, they also have to deal with not hot people checking out their Facebook profiles. Did you know that the profiles of hot chicks are the most viewed profiles on Facebook? Well, regardless if this is true or not, a group of hot ...

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Make-a-Wish Foundation Gives Boy a Millennium Falcon

Share digg_url = 'http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/23/make-a-wish-foundation-gives-boy-a-millennium-falcon/'; tweetmeme_url = 'http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/23/make-a-wish-foundation-gives-boy-a-millennium-falcon/'; tweetmeme_source = 'asylumdotcom'; It's every little boy's (and computer nerd's) dream to fly the Millennium Falcon. For little Christian Bently, however, this dream actually ...

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