Comic Rachel Feinstein Shows 'Hot Girl, Cool Job' a Night on the Town

Looks or personality -- what's more important? It's a debate that's raged since the first X and Y chromosomes met. But comedian Rachel Feinstein proves that you don't always have to choose. The sassy comic was kind enough to let Asylum spend the night following her as she performed four shows around New York City. If you're in the New York area and would like to see Rachel perform (and...

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The 10 Most Revealing Freudian Slips From Politicians

Sigmund Freud once said, "America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." Granted, he was also the purveyor of the theory that "time spent with cats is never wasted" -- a fact which, after spending an afternoon with "The 30 Most Important Cats of 2010," we can say with some certainty is untrue. So, out of our love of Freud and...

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Adorably Foul-Mouthed Birds Squawk Expletives for Your Amusement

Having a parrot that can squawk profane insults seems like an awesome idea for obvious reasons. But when you consider the cost (African grey parrots, which are the best at picking up speech, go for anywhere from $400 to $2,000), the amount of bird droppings you would be cleaning and the training involved, it hardly seems worth the effort. Lucky for you, we made this amusement much more accessible...

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7 Brutal Kiss-Cam Humiliations -- Failures on a JumboTron Scale

Kiss cams are a time-honored tradition at sports stadiums nationwide and a great way for happy couples to remind single people of their loneliness and isolation. They can also be, on occasion, a glimpse into the primal, fickle and spiteful nature of the human heart. Because of this, we tracked down seven of the most awkward kiss-cam humiliations that the Internet has to offer....

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10 Pole-Dancing Disasters

Pole dancing: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets paralyzed. That is the inspiration for Oliver Noble's latest compilation of Web clips. Fortunately, none of the lovely ladies spotlighted here were seriously injured during their unfortunate run-ins with the pole, though there may have been a few bruised egos....

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Asylum's Guide to Getting Kicked Off a Red Carpet

When the good people at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino invited me to the Las Vegas premiere of "The Expendables," I couldn't pack my bags fast enough. I was finally going to stroll the red carpet, rubbing elbows with Hollywood's biggest stars while making sassy wisecracks -- just like my hero, Joan Rivers. When I arrived in Vegas, I was given the full high-roller treatment, as part of...

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The 10 Most Inspiring Deformed Animals

A two-headed lizard, six-legged deer or double-faced cat might seem to have been dealt a cruel hand by Mother Nature, but what is undeniable about adorable freaks is that they persevere in the face of incredible odds and a multitude of unnecessary growths. With this in mind, Asylum's Oliver Noble compiled the 10 most inspirational deformed animals on the Web. How these unique creatures go about...

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Asylum Tests FaceTime Virtual Sex App

Ever wish your porn could watch you back? Not really, because it sounds humiliating and even more scary for the porn stars? Nonetheless, the creators of "iP4PLAY" believe there's a market for this. (If the success of the Internet sewer known as Chatroulette is any indication, they're probably right.) iP4PLAY is the first interactive adult chat service to work with the iPhone4's FaceTime feature...

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Mission Accomplished! Asylum-Backed 'Worst Movie Pitch' Makes Contest Finals

We want to start by clarifying that "Gesundheit" (aka "the worst movie pitch ever") is actually pretty badass. We just don't think that the apocalyptic tale, in which anyone who sneezes DIES, is quite the kind of story the folks at the Tribeca Film Festival and American Express were hoping would rise to the top when they launched the "My Movie Pitch" contest. Nonetheless, thanks to efforts of...

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Louis C.K. on Drunk-Tweeting Sarah Palin, Being Mexican

Wednesday, night Louis C.K.'s new stand-up movie, "Hilarious," had its premiere in New York. To evoke what will no doubt become many a film critic's go to one-liner summary, the movie fully "lived up to its name" -- and then some. The highlight of the show, however, came after the credits rolled and Louis himself took the stage. Here are some of his best quotes from the candid Q&A session...

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