Does i-Dosing Really Work? Asylum Attempts to Get High on Digital Drugs

Asylum recently ran a story on the trend of i-dosing, an increasingly popular "digital drug experience" that supposedly gets you high via a pair of headphones. After reading the piece, our resident paint-huffer and video correspondent Oliver Noble enthusiastically volunteered to test out what some are claiming is the future of dope. Camera by Sam Falconi....

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The Best Mel Gibson Rant Remixes and Parodies

Audio of Mel Gibson's racist and abusive rant at Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his love child, has been sweeping the Internets, satiating our voyeuristic desires to see celebrities' lives go up in flames. We've collected the best of the remixes and parodies, which we all knew were inevitable. (We're particularly impressed with the genius who dubbed the rant over a scene from...

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'Gesundheit' Is the Worst Movie Pitch Ever -- Let's Get It Made!

Last week we gave you our picks for the seven worst movie pitches from the Tribeca Film Festival/American Express "My Movie Pitch" competition, in which aspiring filmmakers submitted one-minute movie pitches. We then asked you to vote for the one you want to see made into a real-life film. Now, the Asylum ballots have been counted and "Gesundheit," a pitch by the auteur known only as "Philon"...

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The 7 Worst Movie Pitches Ever -- And How You Can Get One Made

Everyone knows watching a truly awful movie is a lot more fun than a pretty good one, especially if you've recently been smoking your K2. So when the Tribeca Film Festival and American Express held a "My Movie Pitch" competition asking aspiring filmmakers to submit a one-minute movie pitch, we went in search of the worst of the worst -- ideas that transcended simply being bad and attained a new...

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Google's 'Related Search' Feature Provides Valuable Insight

One of many useful tools offered by Google is the "related search" feature, which suggests associated terms based on your original search. For example if you search "tomato" the related-search feature may suggest "heirloom tomato" or a search for "Daisy Dukes" could yield a related-search suggestion of "short shorts." For those poor souls interested in popped collars, however, the related...

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Sexy Sword Swallower Heather Holliday Opens Up for 'Hot Girl, Cool Job'

Heather Holliday became the world's youngest sword swallower at 19, after taking an internship at the Coney Island Circus Sideshow. Now, at 25, the beauty with the iron esophagus performs more than 500 shows a year, deep-throating 2-foot blades without so much as smudging her glittery lipstick. Recently, she even became the poster girl for a high-alcohol-content beer which bears her name. The...

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Girls and Corpses Magazine Stages the Weirdest Photo Shoot Ever

For Robert Rhine the idea that print is "dead" isn't necessarily a bad thing. His quarterly magazine "Girls and Corpses" features just that: sexy ladies and rotting bodies, posed together for your voyeuristic pleasure. It's a combination as natural as pizza and dog food, or kittens and razor blades. Rhine recently gave Asylum a behind the scenes look at a photo shoot for the upcoming spring...

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Former 'Manhattan Madam' Runs for Governor, Reveals She's Pro-Bestiality

Remember when former New York governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for romps with a surprisingly hot Ashley Dupré? We do. The 2008 scandal caused Spitzer's ouster and shot Dupré to semi-stardom (including an upcoming Playboy spread). Kristin Davis, otherwise known as the "Manhattan Madam," was also implicated in the scandal. No stranger to the limelight, she wrote a book about her...

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Can Being a RC Car Racer Get You Laid? Asylum Investigates

Do pro RC racers have groupies? We guessed no. That didn't stop us, however, from asking some of the folks who were part of the festivities at this year's Snowbird Nationals. Below is the second of two reports filed by Asylum correspondent Oliver Noble, who traveled down to Orlando to crash the Super Bowl of RC Car Racing ... Interested in the world of RC racing? Check out the...

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Asylum Crashes the Super Bowl of RC Car Racing, Tries to Breed Hostility

The 16th annual Snowbird Nationals -- an international competitive event for adults who trick out radio-control cars -- recently took place in Orlando. Because we love a deep passion for any hobby, Asylum asked correspondent Oliver Noble to "investigate" the phenomenon. In part one of this two-part series, Noble attempts to create some real animosity between two of Snowbird's top competitors...

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