Dumbest Christmas Crime of 2007: Robbing a porn store on Christmas morning. Criminals: Two horny Grinches, ages 48 and 26. The Loot: $700 worth of porn mags and videos. Their Getaway: On foot. Police nabbed them with the merch at a nearby dumpster. If they'd watched more crime movies instead of so much porn, they'd know this is why you drive away, not walk away, from the scene of a crime. Their ...

Far East Pickup Trend: According to the Times of India an increasing number of Indian men are wooing women by showing off their cleavage. That's right...men show off their cleavage, not women. The Technique: Not fastening the top three buttons of your shirt. Who Shouldn't Try This: Guys with man boobs, extremely hairy chests or bad chest tattoos (see photo). (Tips after ...

Offense: Nurse fired for watching porn on her cell phone at work and putting patients "at risk." What we want to know: At risk for what: Having a good time? ...

What Does Toyko have that the rest of the world doesn't? Panty bars What they are: Cocktail lounges in which female customers show male imbibers their underwear (after downing a few drinks, of course). Many women leave their panties behind at the bar so the owners can hang them from the ceiling. A Japanese reporter who visited one of these bars didn't mention if leaving behind frillies counts as ...