Sometimes, you need to get inside your opponent's skull and do jumping jacks when you can't legitimately win a game online. No matter how good you are, you're never going to beat the kid who plays 15 hours a day. The only way you could is if you played 15 hours a day, but you're a baby daddy and you have to get paid and you have to get laid. So you're just going to have to find another, more ...