Major Leaguers Attempt to Teach Asylum the Art of Hitting Home Runs

When Asylum was invited to DirecTV's media home run derby held at Long Beach State's Blair Field, we thought long and hard about whom to send. Then we decided winning wasn't that important, so we dispatched correspondent Ron Babcock. See what happens when Ron takes tutorials from major leaguers, ingests children's vitamins for power and generally shows up unprepared for athletic activity ... ...

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David Hasselhoff Roast Teaches Asylum a Hard Lesson About Verbal Beatdowns

Comedy Central roasts are always a treat because, honestly, who doesn't love to watch a good public humiliation. Asylum was especially excited about the latest roasting (airing this Sunday at 10 p.m.) when we heard the guest of honor was none other than KITT's driver, David Hasselhoff. Our own Ron Babcock was dispatched to the red carpet to learn the intricacies of hassling the Hoff. ...

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Asylum Goes Alpha Male at Spike Guys Choice, Makes Out With Michael Irvin

Spike TV recently honored celebs who appeal to the alpha-est of the alpha males with their 2010 Guys Choice Awards. Asylum decided to assign our most macho correspondent to cover the festivities. He wasn't available, so we sent comedian Ron Babcock instead ... ...

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Betty White Teaches Asylum How to Score With (Much) Older Women

Betty White is blowing up ... again. America's favorite grandma has been in the biz for over 60 years and shows no signs of letting up. The premiere of her new show "Hot in Cleveland" on TV Land was the most watched show on cable last Wednesday night. White recently sat down with Asylum's Ron Babcock on the set of "Hot in Cleveland" to give him some advice on romancing older women. ...

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