10 Things You Should Never Say to a Redhead

No, us redheads are not universally feisty and fiery; we're just pissed off from a lifetime of cheap, stereotype-laden come-ons that our brunette-tressed brethren never have to bother hearing. (Yes, blondes have their unfair share of dumbbell jokes and pick-up lines to contend with as well, but everybody knows that everything they say about blondes is true.) Do yourself a favor and ix-nay th...

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What Your Sex Fantasies Say About You

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste -- and you've probably got a brainload of naughty thoughts swimming around up (or down) there in that head of yours. You've also probably kept them pent-up, sure that if you tell your woman what you really fantasize about, she'll freak out, find you a shrink, and/or flee the country. That's why we did some research on your fantasies with the following sex...

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Ten Manly Pains and How to Avoid Them

Next time you feel like calling someone a pain in the neck, you might as well put a modern spin on it and call them a pain in the knee. Or the kidneys. Or the foot. Thanks to the paces we put our bodies through nowadays -- jobs that have us doing heavy lifting, jobs that have us hunched over a keyboard, workouts we don't realize we're doing incorrectly, not to mention junk diets and dehydration --...

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Don't Be a Cad -- A Guy's Guide to Modern-Day Etiquette

You can make a million dollars, call your mother every day, pick up other people's litter and spend your Christmas vacation clanging a bell for the Salvation Army. Go ahead and make one slip-up in the manners department, however, and your date will instantly label you a cretin at best, a cad at worst. They say that manners are the glue that holds society -- not to mention many relationships -- tog...

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Leaps of Mankind -- The 20 Big Stages in a Man's Life

If only a man's physique could morph through its growing pains as obviously (and awesomely) as Bruce Banner's when he transforms into the Incredible Hulk. Alas, comic-book science doesn't conform much to actual science, leaving the average-dude antihero with little to go on when it comes to knowing how the body ages and more importantly, exactly when a change is gonna come. Fear not, mere mortal...

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